--- Family Mis-Fortunes ---

[ChefChiTown]

1. Whenever I'm in the shower, I enjoy soaping up my neighbor's pet kitten
2. Something the cat dragged in. A few of my pubic hairs that I left outside
3. A beauty pageant competition they oughta have. Celebrity Imitations: Funny Black Comedians
4. I have a dream, too! It's licking Jeff Goldblum's semen from Jennifer Connelly's toothbrush.
5. Now that the Super Bowl is set, one advertisement I'd like to see during the game is Mr. Tugjunk's Organic Stroking Lotion.
6. Something huge you'd put proudly in your front yard. The dump I took this morning
7. Somewhere I'd like to put all of those nutty Conservatives! In the dump I took this morning
8. A brand name of erectile dysfunction pill they haven't come up with yet. Engorgatol: A (wo)Man's Best Friend
9. Something the passenger before you left in the cab seat. A puddle of butt moisture
10. A smilie that demonstrates your feelings about mustard. :batman:

 

[maildude]

All three entries were equally sick. But I give the nod to Chef because, quite frankly, I'm interested to see his questions.

 

[tunsty]

All three entries were equally sick. But I give the nod to Chef because, quite frankly, I'm interested to see his questions.

I take it that Chef knows the rules?

that he's supposed to post something himself.. :dunno:

 

[maildude]

Since Chef's gotten pissed off and left, why not let the thread's auteur tunsty post the next set. Go get 'em, tiger! :thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

I've been waiting for this to reappear :crash:

 

[tunsty]

Ok..

As chef is no longer interested, I'll resurrect this fab game (whether you like it or not..)


1) Something you do when you don't have time for a wank..?
2) Person who you would like to have stuffed by a taxidermist..
3) Comedy series that mostly mirrors your real life..
4) Good chat-up line to get a fat bird into bed..
5) Sporting event that should have man-eating tigers included in it..
6) Superhero, that you would like to beat up..
7) TV show that would be better if the cast was nude..
8) Something you're guaranteed to see in hell (once you get there)..
9) You change your name to swear words, what would you be called..?
10) Erotic food that you would like to eat off a naked Hilary Clinton..?