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Postal Paranoiac
1) An expression you'd use when you orgasm.
2) An excuse you'd use for not giving up the seat next to you in a theater.
3) The first word you would notice when randomly opening the dictionary.
4) A line in a film you thought was funny, but no one else did.
5) Something you'd find spoiled in the back of your refrigerator.
6) Two people you'd pay a fortune to see have sex.
7) A cabinet post you'd consider taking in Obama's presidency.
8) A crazy type of currency you'd like to replace money with.
9) You went to the zoo, but you didn't expect to see THIS animal!
10) What you'd order at KFC to make your meal sound exotic.
2) An excuse you'd use for not giving up the seat next to you in a theater.
3) The first word you would notice when randomly opening the dictionary.
4) A line in a film you thought was funny, but no one else did.
5) Something you'd find spoiled in the back of your refrigerator.
6) Two people you'd pay a fortune to see have sex.
7) A cabinet post you'd consider taking in Obama's presidency.
8) A crazy type of currency you'd like to replace money with.
9) You went to the zoo, but you didn't expect to see THIS animal!
10) What you'd order at KFC to make your meal sound exotic.
1) An expression you'd use when you orgasm. - So.. how was it for you?, right-hand
2) An excuse you'd use for not giving up the seat next to you in a theater. - I just spilled my diet coke there, bud..
3) The first word you would notice when randomly opening the dictionary. - Wanking
4) A line in a film you thought was funny, but no one else did. - 'Luke... I am your father' - you gotta be fuckin' kidding. I mean what are the odds of running into your long lost father on the same Death Star, at the same time.
5) Something you'd find spoiled in the back of your refrigerator. - My pet toad who died last year.. it's just so hard to say goodbye..
6) Two people you'd pay a fortune to see have sex. - Mickey Mouse & Minnie Mouse
7) A cabinet post you'd consider taking in Obama's presidency. - Office of Puppy lovin'
8) A crazy type of currency you'd like to replace money with. - Grapes
9) You went to the zoo, but you didn't expect to see THIS animal! - The hairy arsed guy who cleans out the tiger enclosure.
10) What you'd order at KFC to make your meal sound exotic. - Fries marinaded in cornfat
2) An excuse you'd use for not giving up the seat next to you in a theater. - I just spilled my diet coke there, bud..
3) The first word you would notice when randomly opening the dictionary. - Wanking
4) A line in a film you thought was funny, but no one else did. - 'Luke... I am your father' - you gotta be fuckin' kidding. I mean what are the odds of running into your long lost father on the same Death Star, at the same time.
5) Something you'd find spoiled in the back of your refrigerator. - My pet toad who died last year.. it's just so hard to say goodbye..
6) Two people you'd pay a fortune to see have sex. - Mickey Mouse & Minnie Mouse
7) A cabinet post you'd consider taking in Obama's presidency. - Office of Puppy lovin'
8) A crazy type of currency you'd like to replace money with. - Grapes
9) You went to the zoo, but you didn't expect to see THIS animal! - The hairy arsed guy who cleans out the tiger enclosure.
10) What you'd order at KFC to make your meal sound exotic. - Fries marinaded in cornfat
1) An expression you'd use when you orgasm.Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... forget... the... condom
2) An excuse you'd use for not giving up the seat next to you in a theater. FBI. Move on.
3) The first word you would notice when randomly opening the dictionary. End - And i wonder why it's in the middle of the book!
4) A line in a film you thought was funny, but no one else did. Anything related to baseball in french translations - A Home Run is litterally translated with He hit the ball and went back home
5) Something you'd find spoiled in the back of your refrigerator.A rotten tomato... which looks strangely like the ones in Attack of the Killing Tomatoes... It moves... It arghhh.....
6) Two people you'd pay a fortune to see have sex. Cleopatra and Messalina. So im sure to keep my money
7) A cabinet post you'd consider taking in Obama's presidency. Secret executive in charge to organise the future anarchist state
8) A crazy type of currency you'd like to replace money with. Ants
9) You went to the zoo, but you didn't expect to see THIS animal! That half-men half-ape son of Tarzan
10) What you'd order at KFC to make your meal sound exotic American Chicken a la Kentucky
Ok. I tried. :o
2) An excuse you'd use for not giving up the seat next to you in a theater. FBI. Move on.
3) The first word you would notice when randomly opening the dictionary. End - And i wonder why it's in the middle of the book!
4) A line in a film you thought was funny, but no one else did. Anything related to baseball in french translations - A Home Run is litterally translated with He hit the ball and went back home
5) Something you'd find spoiled in the back of your refrigerator.A rotten tomato... which looks strangely like the ones in Attack of the Killing Tomatoes... It moves... It arghhh.....
6) Two people you'd pay a fortune to see have sex. Cleopatra and Messalina. So im sure to keep my money
7) A cabinet post you'd consider taking in Obama's presidency. Secret executive in charge to organise the future anarchist state
8) A crazy type of currency you'd like to replace money with. Ants
9) You went to the zoo, but you didn't expect to see THIS animal! That half-men half-ape son of Tarzan
10) What you'd order at KFC to make your meal sound exotic American Chicken a la Kentucky
Ok. I tried. :o
1. Something you always dreamed to have.
2. Your favorite kind of icecream.
3. If you exorcise Ossama Ben Laden, what/who will come out?
4. An habit you would like to have.
5. In who's cup of coffee would you put LSD?
6. If you were the Queen of England, who would you make a Sir?
7. If you were a paparazzi, who would you stalk?
8. Which book should have never been written?
9. Something you would like to be able to order in a McDonald's?
10. Where would you build a new Disney Land?
2. Your favorite kind of icecream.
3. If you exorcise Ossama Ben Laden, what/who will come out?
4. An habit you would like to have.
5. In who's cup of coffee would you put LSD?
6. If you were the Queen of England, who would you make a Sir?
7. If you were a paparazzi, who would you stalk?
8. Which book should have never been written?
9. Something you would like to be able to order in a McDonald's?
10. Where would you build a new Disney Land?
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
1. Something you always dreamed to have.--An electric gravy ladle
2. Your favorite kind of icecream.--Ben Hursheys
3. If you exorcise Ossama Ben Laden, what/who will come out?--his soul will be sent to the Land Of No Virgins
4. An habit you would like to have.--Peeking through the hole in the nurses shower tent
5. In who's cup of coffee would you put LSD?--John G. Roberts
6. If you were the Queen of England, who would you make a Sir?--Jared the Subway guy
7. If you were a paparazzi, who would you stalk?--Joan Rivers' poodle
8. Which book should have never been written?--Chicken Soup For The Psychotic Killer's Soul
9. Something you would like to be able to order in a McDonald's?--Llama Niblits
10. Where would you build a new Disney Land?--The Bikini Atoll
2. Your favorite kind of icecream.--Ben Hursheys
3. If you exorcise Ossama Ben Laden, what/who will come out?--his soul will be sent to the Land Of No Virgins
4. An habit you would like to have.--Peeking through the hole in the nurses shower tent
5. In who's cup of coffee would you put LSD?--John G. Roberts
6. If you were the Queen of England, who would you make a Sir?--Jared the Subway guy
7. If you were a paparazzi, who would you stalk?--Joan Rivers' poodle
8. Which book should have never been written?--Chicken Soup For The Psychotic Killer's Soul
9. Something you would like to be able to order in a McDonald's?--Llama Niblits
10. Where would you build a new Disney Land?--The Bikini Atoll
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
1. Another use for an eggbeater.
2. You answer the door, and it's John C. Sigler! What do you say?
3. Something that sticks you in the ass when you sit down in your car.
4. Let's let ____ be President for a day!
5. Someplace the mob might hide money.
6. If Don Imus mated with Rosie O'Donnell, their child would be____.
7. Your favorite zoo exhibit.
8. A T.V. show title you'll probably never see.
9. Something that changes colors.
10. A vacation spot for midgets.
2. You answer the door, and it's John C. Sigler! What do you say?
3. Something that sticks you in the ass when you sit down in your car.
4. Let's let ____ be President for a day!
5. Someplace the mob might hide money.
6. If Don Imus mated with Rosie O'Donnell, their child would be____.
7. Your favorite zoo exhibit.
8. A T.V. show title you'll probably never see.
9. Something that changes colors.
10. A vacation spot for midgets.
1. Another use for an eggbeater. - TV Aerial
2. You answer the door, and it's John C. Sigler! What do you say? - Where's my fucking pizz...ughhhh
3. Something that sticks you in the ass when you sit down in your car. - A large cock... I accidently got into the wrong car!
4. Let's let ____ be President for a day! - tunsty!
5. Someplace the mob might hide money. - Northern Rock
6. If Don Imus mated with Rosie O'Donnell, their child would be____. - Psychologically scarred for life.
7. Your favorite zoo exhibit. - The bearded clams
8. A T.V. show title you'll probably never see. - Strictly come Burgling (hosted by O.J. Simpson)
9. Something that changes colors. - It's -6 outside, so... my fingers.
10. A vacation spot for midgets. - Legoland
2. You answer the door, and it's John C. Sigler! What do you say? - Where's my fucking pizz...ughhhh
3. Something that sticks you in the ass when you sit down in your car. - A large cock... I accidently got into the wrong car!
4. Let's let ____ be President for a day! - tunsty!
5. Someplace the mob might hide money. - Northern Rock
6. If Don Imus mated with Rosie O'Donnell, their child would be____. - Psychologically scarred for life.
7. Your favorite zoo exhibit. - The bearded clams
8. A T.V. show title you'll probably never see. - Strictly come Burgling (hosted by O.J. Simpson)
9. Something that changes colors. - It's -6 outside, so... my fingers.
10. A vacation spot for midgets. - Legoland
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
I'll pass on this one... I'm too tired tonight to do this. And Tuntsy's answers are funny
YER UP TUNSTY !! :sing:
Tuntsy's answers are funny
Not from where I'm standing..
Here are my Questions:
1. Something you do with the light turned off..
2. Someone who should be sacked because they are ugly..
3. Freeones member you would pay to spend an evening with..
4. Unusual pizza topping you would like to see..
5. If the Freeones Mods formed a band, what name would you name them..?
6. Something you should always have with you, on a first date..
7. What fragrance would you like you farts to smell like..?
8. If you started a religion, what would you worship..?
9. A nasty job that you'd give to your idle workmate..?
10. First thing you would do if you were, 'King of the World'..?
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
1. Something you do with the light turned off..--Burglarize my neighbor's house
2. Someone who should be sacked because they are ugly..--Howard Stern
3. Freeones member you would pay to spend an evening with..--Rotochicken
4. Unusual pizza topping you would like to see..--french fried eel
5. If the Freeones Mods formed a band, what name would you name them..?--The Gestapo
6. Something you should always have with you, on a first date..--The chick's name written on your hand
7. What fragrance would you like you farts to smell like..?--Eu de Forest Fire
8. If you started a religion, what would you worship..?--broken furniture
9. A nasty job that you'd give to your idle workmate..?--Theater floor inspector
10. First thing you would do if you were, 'King of the World'..?--Fuck Kate Winslet
2. Someone who should be sacked because they are ugly..--Howard Stern
3. Freeones member you would pay to spend an evening with..--Rotochicken
4. Unusual pizza topping you would like to see..--french fried eel
5. If the Freeones Mods formed a band, what name would you name them..?--The Gestapo
6. Something you should always have with you, on a first date..--The chick's name written on your hand
7. What fragrance would you like you farts to smell like..?--Eu de Forest Fire
8. If you started a religion, what would you worship..?--broken furniture
9. A nasty job that you'd give to your idle workmate..?--Theater floor inspector
10. First thing you would do if you were, 'King of the World'..?--Fuck Kate Winslet
1. Something you do with the light turned off... Pick up my nose
2. Someone who should be sacked because they are ugly... Don Cherry
3. Freeones member you would pay to spend an evening with... middlefingerluv
4. Unusual pizza topping you would like to see... Platypus Pepperoni
5. If the Freeones Mods formed a band, what name would you name them... The Mandingos
6. Something you should always have with you, on a first date... Mentos
7. What fragrance would you like you farts to smell like... Bubble Gum
8. If you started a religion, what would you worship... Snowmen
9. A nasty job that you'd give to your idle workmate... Soap Retreiver at the Prison
10. First thing you would do if you were, 'King of the World'... Remove the word democracy from dictionaries and encyclopedias... Mhehehehheehehe
2. Someone who should be sacked because they are ugly... Don Cherry
3. Freeones member you would pay to spend an evening with... middlefingerluv
4. Unusual pizza topping you would like to see... Platypus Pepperoni
5. If the Freeones Mods formed a band, what name would you name them... The Mandingos
6. Something you should always have with you, on a first date... Mentos
7. What fragrance would you like you farts to smell like... Bubble Gum
8. If you started a religion, what would you worship... Snowmen
9. A nasty job that you'd give to your idle workmate... Soap Retreiver at the Prison
10. First thing you would do if you were, 'King of the World'... Remove the word democracy from dictionaries and encyclopedias... Mhehehehheehehe
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
1. Name your own fictitious movie psycho killer.
2. Something people like to fondle.
3. I would show up at a family reunion dressed as _____.
4. No matter how many of these I eat, I always want more!
5. Something you'd hide from the police during a house search.
6. Hell for me is watching _____ over and over.
7. Give 'em an inch, and they'll take:
8. A tool you have that you can see no real use for.
9. A celebrity you'd recommend FreeOnes to.
10. A cigarette you'd smoke just because you like the name.
2. Something people like to fondle.
3. I would show up at a family reunion dressed as _____.
4. No matter how many of these I eat, I always want more!
5. Something you'd hide from the police during a house search.
6. Hell for me is watching _____ over and over.
7. Give 'em an inch, and they'll take:
8. A tool you have that you can see no real use for.
9. A celebrity you'd recommend FreeOnes to.
10. A cigarette you'd smoke just because you like the name.
1. Name your own fictitious movie psycho killer. - Latherface (kills you with his soap-on-a-garrot-rope)
2. Something people like to fondle. - The vicar's nuts (well, he shouldn't put them out for the birds)
3. I would show up at a family reunion dressed as Harold Shipman - you should see the look on the faces of my elderly relatives.
4. No matter how many of these I eat, I always want more! - Chocolate bourbon biscuits
5. Something you'd hide from the police during a house search. - My guilt
6. Hell for me is watching The Spice Girls in Concert over and over.
7. Give 'em an inch, and they'll take: a tape measure and tell you that it's actually 25.4 mm
8. A tool you have that you can see no real use for. - Gordon Brown
9. A celebrity you'd recommend FreeOnes to. Graham Norton - He wouldn't know where to look.
10. A cigarette you'd smoke just because you like the name. - Old Jim's all-natural, tar free, hemp, lung-busters
2. Something people like to fondle. - The vicar's nuts (well, he shouldn't put them out for the birds)
3. I would show up at a family reunion dressed as Harold Shipman - you should see the look on the faces of my elderly relatives.
4. No matter how many of these I eat, I always want more! - Chocolate bourbon biscuits
5. Something you'd hide from the police during a house search. - My guilt
6. Hell for me is watching The Spice Girls in Concert over and over.
7. Give 'em an inch, and they'll take: a tape measure and tell you that it's actually 25.4 mm
8. A tool you have that you can see no real use for. - Gordon Brown
9. A celebrity you'd recommend FreeOnes to. Graham Norton - He wouldn't know where to look.
10. A cigarette you'd smoke just because you like the name. - Old Jim's all-natural, tar free, hemp, lung-busters
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