Eating Pussy / Pussy Eating Tips and Techniques

Re: pussy eating

I think the only correct answer to this question is: I eat pussy however the lady attatched to the pussy likes it to be eaten. I've had alottt of bad head because the guy seems to think that the tricks that worked on his ex would also work on me too. :rolleyes:

i feel the same. I just go with the flow, as long as I taste her sweet juice after her climax I'm happy
 

RichardNailder

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Re: pussy eating

Lie on the bed, put her on top of you, bury your nose in her snatch and tongue the shit out of her clit till you pass out from lack of oxygen. :eek:
 
Re: pussy eating

I first beat it with a mallet to tenderize it. Sprinkling a little bit of seasoning and let it marinade in its natural juices. I proceed to fillet it in thin strips and lay it across a pan. Following that I preheat the oven to about 350 degrees and allow it to bake for about fifteen to twenty minutes depending on your preference of rare or well done.

Don't worry about blood too much. Allow a little bit to seep in whilst mixing in with the spices and seasonings of your choice. Upon taking out of the oven you should have nice fillet strips of golden brown pussy to eat for a great snack, or better yet put atop a house salad with a salad dressing of your choice. It's delish!

That's how I eat pussy in under thirty minutes.
 
Re: pussy eating

the idea is to make your tongue as wet and soft as possible and work on top of the clitoral hood.
 

RichardNailder

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the idea is to make your tongue as wet and soft as possible and work on top of the clitoral hood.

I know girls that like that - and I know girls that want you to bite their clit, pinch their nipples, choke the fuck out of them AND stuff a finger or two up their ass - damn, I need an extra hand!

Bottom line - no two are the same.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Re: pussy eating

I know girls that like that - and I know girls that want you to bite their clit, pinch their nipples, choke the fuck out of them AND stuff a finger or two up their ass - damn, I need an extra hand!

Bottom line - no two are the same.

there u go.
 
Re: pussy eating

I know girls that like that - and I know girls that want you to bite their clit, pinch their nipples, choke the fuck out of them AND stuff a finger or two up their ass - damn, I need an extra hand!

Bottom line - no two are the same.

it's kinda funny what it takes to get some chicks off...luckily they've got a couple hands of their own
 
Re: pussy eating

I know girls that like that - and I know girls that want you to bite their clit, pinch their nipples, choke the fuck out of them AND stuff a finger or two up their ass - damn, I need an extra hand!

Bottom line - no two are the same.

this.
 
Re: pussy eating

MY FAMILY ONLY FUCKED IN ONE POSITION: UP AND DOWN. HE'D GO: "BOY, DON'T YOU EVER Kiss NO PUSSY. I MEAN THAT, WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE, DON'T Kiss NO PUSSY!" I COULDN'T WAIT TO Kiss A PUSSY. HE'D BEEN WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE.

Richard Pryor
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
Re: pussy eating

Lie on the bed, put her on top of you, bury your nose in her snatch and tongue the shit out of her clit till you pass out from lack of oxygen. :eek:

YES! and ever once and a while come up for air and say "Your Pussy tastes soo.. good". I also like it when they pull my hair to direct me
 
Re: pussy eating

Go into it keeping two things in mind:

1. The clit is the most sensitive part, which could work against you if you over stimulate it. Unless she likes that sort of thing, don't do it.

2. Lick it until you can't taste it anymore.

She should be begging you for more.
 

DuanCulo

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Re: pussy eating

i do put the entire pussy in my mouth and then move my tongue around it.
 

DuanCulo

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