Dont you **** not being able to *****?

[Jane Burgess]

Fuck me, I can't fall ******. I **** when this happens. I spend my night looking at porn on my phone. To lazy to go and use one of my computers and my phone was closer. What do you do when you can't fall ******?

 

[Roald]

Normally I just jerk off and roll over.

 

[squallumz]

deep breaths help in the most ***** cases.

a couple beers is also wonderful.

and, yes, spanking it helps.

 

[L3ggy]

Warm milk?

 

[Roald]

I think we bored her enough and she fell a *****

 

[gunslingingbird]

I think we bored her enough and she fell a *****

Maybe she's trying your suggestion and is currently beating the bishop.

 

[Roald]

Maybe she's trying your suggestion and is currently beating the bishop.

beating the bishop, I need to remember that one!

 

[L3ggy]

Just don't use actual ********.

 

[StanScratch]

Fuck me, I can't fall asleep. I hate when this happens. I spend my night looking at porn on my phone. To lazy to go and use one of my computers and my phone was closer. What do you do when you can't fall ******?

I am able to read between the lines and accept your challenge! If fucking me does not put you to *****, I don't know what will!

beating the bishop, I need to remember that one!

I now present to you, my alphabet:

Advancing the aardvark.
Buffing the baboon.
Cradling the cat.
Doing the donkey.
Elongating the elephant.
Feeling the ferret.
Grabbing the great white whale.
Hugging the hippo.
Icing the iguana.
Jerking the jungle jim.
Keying the koala.
Loving the llama.
Making the monkey shine.
Needing the newt.
Observing the octopus.
Petting the penguin.
Quaffing the quacker.
Rubbing the red salmon.
Soothing the seal.
Talking on the telephone.
Unopening the umbrella.
Varnishing the vanity.
Waxing the weasel.
Xtending the Xylophone.
Yanking the yak.
Zoinking the zebra.

You are very welcome.

Copyright, StanScratch. Any unauthorized use of this material in any form of print, electronic, wavelength, data based, stone based, metal based or third based media will result in me sitting on your face. Can only be read out loud by Morgan Freeman or myself. Hollywood may contact me for movie rights.

 

[Roald]

I am able to read between the lines and accept your challenge! If fucking me does not put you to *****, I don't know what will!



I now present to you, my alphabet:

Advancing the aardvark.
Buffing the baboon.
Cradling the cat.
Doing the donkey.
Elongating the elephant.
Feeling the ferret.
Grabbing the great white whale.
Hugging the hippo.
Icing the iguana.
Jerking the jungle jim.
Keying the koala.
Loving the llama.
Making the monkey shine.
Needing the newt.
Observing the octopus.
Petting the penguin.
Quaffing the quacker.
Rubbing the red salmon.
Soothing the seal.
Talking on the telephone.
Unopening the umbrella.
Varnishing the vanity.
Waxing the weasel.
Xtending the Xylophone.
Yanking the yak.
Zoinking the zebra.

You are very welcome.

Copyright, StanScratch. Any unauthorized use of this material in any form of print, electronic, wavelength, data based, stone based, metal based or third based media will result in me sitting on your face. Can only be read out loud by Morgan Freeman or myself. Hollywood may contact me for movie rights.

Bookmarked!

 

[squallumz]

I think we bored her enough and she fell a *****

:clap:

 

[Maggie Green]

I woke up at 4am and couldn't fall back ******. Ugh.

 

[tartanterrier]

Normally I just jerk off and roll over.

Maybe she was just waiting to see your avatar.So she could wank and then go to *****

 

[JasonCook78]

I rarely *****, maybe 3-4 hours at most. So then I can't ***** I go on here or massage the Mrs' lovely feet when she is ********.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Fuck me, I can't fall ******. I **** when this happens. I spend my night looking at porn on my phone. To lazy to go and use one of my computers and my phone was closer. What do you do when you can't fall ******?

Sometimes I'll take a half a Valium, but I usually have a pretty regular schedule. I get up early, I go to bed early.

 

[luis1972]

Some years ago I had insomnia. First the doctor gave some pills, but he told that best to fight insomnia is not to be caught by anxiety.
If you are awake look for something to do, but never be anxious because it feeds back the insomnia.
Now I ***** very well. When I can´t ***** I turn on the TV or the Laptop to surf the web or listen to some music.

 

[espnaddict]

If I can't go to ***** within an hour, I usually get out of bed and play video games all night skipping ******** all together.

When friends have trouble ******** I like to send them this picture http://i45.tinypic.com/34jax68.jpg

 

[BCT]

Yes, I suffered ***** apnea for years, the roughest was my college years. I have gotten it under control in recent years for the most part I ***** great but there's an occasional night where I can't, I'm fine with that because going sleepless used to literally be an every night thing for me.

 

[Jane Burgess]

I think we bored her enough and she fell a *****

I was awake, watched a movie and then finally fell ******. Beating off doesnt make me tired, it wakes me up.

 

[Jane Burgess]

I love the responses. It happens at least a couple times a week. I don't want to take pills, my doctor suggested that too. I try to watch tv or mess around on the internet.