Does you dick bend and what way?

[mullet]

Does you dick bend upwards, downwards or not at all?

Also, how do you feel about this? Are you embarrassed by this, content or outright happy - and possibly why?

 

[GregCentauro]

Neg rep for anybody who posts pictures. ukey:

 

[mullet]

I will, of course, start myself

Mine bends a bit downwards. Just a bit, enough to be clearly noticeable.

Also, I am perfectly well about this. It does the job and my girlfriend claims to (and seems to) get great orgasms (as do I). Also I take my ******** as a good sign it functions well

Would I be as happy with it being straight or bent upwards? Most probably.
Would I be happy if it was bent more? Probably.

 

[mullet]

Neg rep for anybody who posts pictures. ukey:

Haha, indeed - actually I had no wishes to see pictures either, but I apparently did not think this well through

 

[Skyraider22]

Once again this is why I love this site mine is stright with a bit of a curve:1orglaugh Would anyone like to see:rofl:Gosh I love this place:hatsoff:

 

[atxraised]

Well when I'm not hard it bends to the right but when it's hard it's whatever way the girl decides to bend it

 

[gunslingingbird]

Why, for fuck's sake why?!? :crash:

 

[redwolf]

slight curve upwards

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

My does like the beyonce knowles song to the left to the left.

 

[jayaprak]

no bends clear straight

 

[BlueBalls]

Only on a full moon when it ties itself in a knot, removes itself from my body and runs amuck where the streets have no name. Scaring old ladies, *********** beatings to the local youths who hang around on street corners and ****ing just about anyone it wants dead, you know genreal "cockish" behaviour.

What! There’s ***** on my hands you say? Well, I say fuck you does it look like there’s any fucking ***** on my hands? It’s on my cock douchebag just look at it!! LOOK AT IT!

 

[themrose]

hahaha. mine does none of the three, it curves way to the left XD

 

[magneziu]

Some mild, down curvature... i don't have any problems with it and neither heard any complains

 

[jasonk282]

:singo your dick hang low?
Do it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Does your dick hang low?:sing:

 

[Facetious]

Nope ! No Perrone's syndrome here ! arty: just one straight dick ! :hatsoff:

 

[mullet]

Well, I think it is not really meaningful to talk about bending in flaccid state, so I meant in erect state, of course

Oh, sorry themrose - I did not think about that...

 

[LukeEl]

Mine tends to go up at a correct right angle, it is also helps with any geomtry equations that I have to solve.

 

[TouchElla]

I think bending dicks or straight dicks - they are all GOOD dicks! YAY for cock!

 

[mrtrebus]

Yes, it bends right round & up my arse

 

[atxraised]

God Bless your heart!

I think bending dicks or straight dicks - they are all GOOD dicks! YAY for cock!