Does you dick bend and what way?

[lechepicha]

straight as an arrow

 

[CunningStunts]

Upwards slightly and a little left English

 

[StanScratch]

Mine is shaped like a pretzel.


Mmmmm. Pretzels.



OUCH!

 

[grimey]

Yes, it bends right round & up my arse

:jester:

 

[STDiva]

The middle of my dick spins topwise.

:dunno:

 

[JakeSnake]

No, it is perfectly straight.

 

[maildude]

My prick bends downward, thanks to the endless years wearing tight jeans and watching the sexually-rampant girls dancing onstage while I bought drinks for my shithead friends.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Mine's not bent, it's corkscrewed.

 

[Ravenholm]

An ever so slight bend/curve downwards near the top, it's about 99.5% straight though.

 

[tartanterrier]

Yes, it bends right round & up my arse

Is that all the time or only when people go and tell you to fuck yourself :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

Mine only bends when I flex.

 

[mullet]

Mine's not bent, it's corkscrewed.

It seems some of you guys will never need to bring your toolbox when you can just use your dick

 

[mullet]

It seems I'm a minority

 

[J_Mags]

Straight as an arrow.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Mine bends upward. Sometimes it slaps me in the face when I get really get excited...

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

When I get rock mine is banana style: it shoots right up like a nanner. I seemed to always feel my girl's g-spot a lot when I was in there which was good, because I am by no means hung. Reverse cowgirl and doggy always seemed to please her ass real well as well.

 

[Sicario]

My dick makes a right turn like Jake Steed's dick.

 

[Namreg]

I will, of course, start myself

Mine bends a bit downwards. Just a bit, enough to be clearly noticeable.

Also, I am perfectly well about this. It does the job and my girlfriend claims to (and seems to) get great orgasms (as do I). Also I take my daughter as a good sign it functions well

Would I be as happy with it being straight or bent upwards? Most probably.
Would I be happy if it was bent more? Probably.

your daughter knows about your bendy dick? wtf

 

[AutoDrifter70]

Mine bend a little bit to the left.

 

[mullet]

your daughter knows about your bendy dick? wtf

I have not involved her in that (nor do I have any plans whatsoever), but I believe it did the job merely from her existence