Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell lately has veered into possible legal issues with both the voting machine people and the vaccine people. Both may sue him and clean him out financially. As a recovering crackhead and current religious fanatic I'd feel sorry for him but I'd have to stop laughing at him first. Where is this character's reality show? How about a new MTV Real World where you have him as roommates with the Gamestop Tranny, the Bagel Shop Midget, and 3 other misfits. Thinking of that I wonder if Glenn Danzig himself would be interested in being a roommate. Like to see the chemistry/tension between Danzig and Mike. Glenn would also drive the Gamestop Tranny up the wall then "she" would knock him out. Oftentimes during these domestic shenanigans we'd see Mike on all fours picking through the carpet hopefully finding a bit of crack to kickstart and snowball his downward spiral.