Does you dick bend and what way?

[mullet]

Does you dick bend upwards, downwards or not at all?

Also, how do you feel about this? Are you embarrassed by this, content or outright happy - and possibly why?

 

[GregCentauro]

Neg rep for anybody who posts pictures. ukey:

 

[mullet]

I will, of course, start myself

Mine bends a bit downwards. Just a bit, enough to be clearly noticeable.

Also, I am perfectly well about this. It does the job and my girlfriend claims to (and seems to) get great orgasms (as do I). Also I take my daughter as a good sign it functions well

Would I be as happy with it being straight or bent upwards? Most probably.
Would I be happy if it was bent more? Probably.

 

[mullet]

Neg rep for anybody who posts pictures. ukey:

Haha, indeed - actually I had no wishes to see pictures either, but I apparently did not think this well through

 

[Skyraider22]

Once again this is why I love this site mine is stright with a bit of a curve:1orglaugh Would anyone like to see:rofl:Gosh I love this place:hatsoff:

 

[atxraised]

Well when I'm not hard it bends to the right but when it's hard it's whatever way the girl decides to bend it

 

[gunslingingbird]

Why, for fuck's sake why?!? :crash:

 

[redwolf]

slight curve upwards

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

My does like the beyonce knowles song to the left to the left.

 

[jayaprak]

no bends clear straight

 

[BlueBalls]

Only on a full moon when it ties itself in a knot, removes itself from my body and runs amuck where the streets have no name. Scaring old ladies, passing out beatings to the local youths who hang around on street corners and killing just about anyone it wants dead, you know genreal "cockish" behaviour.

What! There’s blood on my hands you say? Well, I say fuck you does it look like there’s any fucking blood on my hands? It’s on my cock douchebag just look at it!! LOOK AT IT!

 

[themrose]

hahaha. mine does none of the three, it curves way to the left XD

 

[magneziu]

Some mild, down curvature... i don't have any problems with it and neither heard any complains

 

[jasonk282]

:singo your dick hang low?
Do it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Does your dick hang low?:sing:

 

[Facetious]

Nope ! No Perrone's syndrome here ! arty: just one straight dick ! :hatsoff:

 

[mullet]

Well, I think it is not really meaningful to talk about bending in flaccid state, so I meant in erect state, of course

Oh, sorry themrose - I did not think about that...

 

[LukeEl]

Mine tends to go up at a correct right angle, it is also helps with any geomtry equations that I have to solve.

 

[TouchElla]

I think bending dicks or straight dicks - they are all GOOD dicks! YAY for cock!

 

[mrtrebus]

Yes, it bends right round & up my arse

 

[atxraised]

God Bless your heart!

I think bending dicks or straight dicks - they are all GOOD dicks! YAY for cock!