Do you check the contents of your poop after you're done dumping?

[magicspore]

Its a nasty habit but I'm sure everyone looks at their poo, alot of things can be told from it, like the function of certain organs, if your poo is grey You Might have a kidney problem or if you see black or tarry substance you could be bleeding internally.
So its good to take a look, every now & then

you got REP

 

[John_8581]

After drinking the 20 oz. of Magnesium Citrate.... I can tell you it's fun.

[One issue, you may not be able to leave the toilet bowl of hours... lol.]

Also good, the next time you go to a "Mexican" themed party, spike the margarita punch bowl with the Citrate and watch and observe.

Haha. So funny!!

 

[grower_boy]

Weren't you potty trained?

this bugger is going straight to the lab ....

You bet me banging those two chicks I was potty trained!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I kneel down over the bowl with chopsticks and pick out all the corn, spinach, and tomato peelings and eat them again since they weren't completely digested on the first trip.

When I've eaten a large balanced meal full of meat and vegetables, I waddle over to the toilet expecting to give birth to something massive. I sit down and shortly after my anus opens wide like a baboon yawning and out comes some dense, solid waste. I'm happy when it comes out in one loaf and doesn't break off. I pinch it off so clean that it's only necessary to wipe once. I make sure to put the soiled toilet paper on the front edge of the bowl so my view is not obstructed. I get up and take a look and if I'm lucky it looks like a brown Anaconda that's sticking halfway out of the bowl sunning itself. It almost looks like it has fangs and could escape and grab up the kid next door.

On the other end of the spectrum, there are times when I have mad diarrhea, sometimes very watery with stringy bits of gristle. It ends up being a three second shit with a ten minute wipe. After cleaning and dabbing from the back of my knees up to my mid-back I am ready to check it out. The best part is lifting the seat and watching the brown juice bleed down the back of it.

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

I just spent the last 10 minutes laughing my ass off to this shit...

Sorry, fellas. His posts may be off-putting, but DV is a pisser!... :rofl2:

 

[John_8581]

You bet me banging those two chicks I was potty trained!

Grower_Boy you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.

:glugglug: :glugglug: :glugglug: :glugglug:

 

[alexpnz]

You bet me banging those two chicks I was potty trained!

Now if you checked those twos' poop, then you'd be saying something! :hatsoff:

 

[Tittyman5000]

Eat your fiber daily

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Eat your fiber daily

First or second time round?

 

[Tittyman5000]

First or second time round?

For me only once, because I'm not a cat I know how you guys like to barf things up and then eat them again