Do you check the contents of your poop after you're done dumping?

[vodkazvictim]

This thread is 72% baconsalty...

 

[larss]

Yes I do just generally though.

Did you know the dirtbag that is Queen Elizabeth has someone called the "groom of the stool"? Some guy who holds a high position gets to catch the Queens shit and sift through every morsel to make sure she is healthy. What a bunch of morons. It's been going on a long time too.

Here is a video just so you don't think I'm pulling your leg. Alex Jones goes over groom of the stool.

Did you know that Groom of the Stool (a high position in the court of Henry VIII - later became privy councillors ) was abolished in 1559. There is no such position any more.
I would not take anything that Alex Jones says seriously with him being a right wing conspiracy theorist.

 

[StanScratch]

Of course I do. That hamster isn't staying in there forever.

 

[L3ggy]

Don't need to, because I lick human butts.

 

[magicspore]

Don't need to, because I lick human butts.

Moar reason for you to check. you could have slurped up some anal maggots for all you know.

 

[sualcalay]

Of course I check my poop dude, I remember having visitors over when I was a kid (back then I never bother to check my poop after a deuce) and it turns out that even though I flushed my poop battled against the water pressure and won...

...needless to say I was embarassed when my friend laughed his ass off at me and said: "do you come from an uncivilized village or something? Don't you know that you have to flush after pooping?" and he showed me my damned poop...I couldn't even tell him that I indeed had flushed.

So from now on I poop, get up, look at it and flush, to then check if it's really gone.

 

[tartanterrier]

Yes.Always :anonymous

 

[Facetious]

I'm eating lunch, asshole!!

This thread is 72% baconsalty...

:error: It's 72% velvety and 28% salty.

 

[L3ggy]

Then why check this thread Face?

 

[Ike Stain]

I actually do check, but only to see if I've crapped out some image of godhead I can turn around and auction on the internet.

 

[WTC7WasPulled]

Did you know that Groom of the Stool (a high position in the court of Henry VIII - later became privy councillors ) was abolished in 1559. There is no such position any more.
I would not take anything that Alex Jones says seriously with him being a right wing conspiracy theorist.

You need to watch the video before posting because your wrong, she has a groom of the stool.

 

[Hot Mega]

You and Dino need to get a room.:2 cents:

 

[roronoa3000]

Yeah, waiting for that ant farm to comeback. I hope it didn't break open, my science fair project would be ruined.

 

[CunningStunts]

Only after I eat corn, or something that's really going to make an impression....

 

[dbradford8589]

No way.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When I've eaten a large balanced meal full of meat and vegetables, I waddle over to the toilet expecting to give birth to something massive. I sit down and shortly after my anus opens wide like a baboon yawning and out comes some dense, solid waste. I'm happy when it comes out in one loaf and doesn't break off. I pinch it off so clean that it's only necessary to wipe once. I make sure to put the soiled toilet paper on the front edge of the bowl so my view is not obstructed. I get up and take a look and if I'm lucky it looks like a brown Anaconda that's sticking halfway out of the bowl sunning itself. It almost looks like it has fangs and could escape and grab up the kid next door.

On the other end of the spectrum, there are times when I have mad diarrhea, sometimes very watery with stringy bits of gristle. It ends up being a three second shit with a ten minute wipe. After cleaning and dabbing from the back of my knees up to my mid-back I am ready to check it out. The best part is lifting the seat and watching the brown juice bleed down the back of it.

 

[The Thing]

Yes I do! I can make my poop come out in different shapes like stars, squares and octagon. I like to think of myself as a human Playdoh Fun Factory.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Yes I do! I can make my poop come out in different shapes like stars, squares and octagon. I like to think of myself as a human Playdoh Fun Factory.

I've swallowed a bunch of food coloring and pooped out a Valentine's Day Heart for my sweety and a couple months later pinched off a Chocolate Easter Bunny for a retarded kid in the neighborhood.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I like to see if I can do Rorschach tests with the swirling clouds of ass juice and Crisco that splatter out after a damn good fisting .....

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

It's only natural dude. What if your shit comes out bloody and has something in it you don't remember eating like a button from your jacket? We'll see who's the smart one for checking their shit then.