Diarrhea *******

[lurkingdirk]

One thing I like to do when I suspect someone having diarrhea is to stand outside the door when they go to the bathroom. When I hear the butt mud shoot out I start banging on the door yelling, "Hey, what's going on in there? You got diarrhea?" I always get a good laugh out of it but the person on the toilet usually doesn't appreciate it.

Woke up this morning with the ******* shits. ******** too much ******* gives me diarrhea the next day.

Epic.

 

[imsohorny]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'd pinch off a loaf in there. Might not be too clean but at least there's something to read and plenty of toilet paper.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I am about to ralph, :throwup:

 

[busenbust]

oh jesus!!!

 

[ForumModeregulator]

is it even considered "*******" if it involves ***?

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

Fetishes are one thing, but this stuff is just downright NASTY!!! :eeew:

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

This is sick... I was just eating.

 

[vodkazvictim]

:ban:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

This is sick... I was just eating.

And yet you bumped it. :dunno:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Any thread that I start should always have an "Enter At Your Own Risk" policy. If you click it, you only have yourself to blame. My name is Dino Velvet. The sound of your ***** splashing against the floor is music to my ears. Most people here think I don't have both oars in the water.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

I cannot think of a reason why this thread isnt locked. We can call another member an asshole and get ****** yet we can talk or look at people covered in **** no problems :wtf:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Any thread that I start should always have an "Enter At Your Own Risk" policy. If you click it, you only have yourself to blame. My name is Dino Velvet. The sound of your ***** splashing against the floor is music to my ears. Most people here think I don't have both oars in the water.

dino, do you even still have the oars that are supposed to be in the water? just curious

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I cannot think of a reason why this thread isnt locked. We can call another member an asshole and get ****** yet we can talk or look at people covered in **** no problems :wtf:

Beware of Dino Velvet:




Ohhhh God...I loooove flattery...

:elaugh:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Beware of Dino Velvet:




Ohhhh God...I loooove flattery...

:elaugh:

Without Peter Stormare there would be no Dino Velvet.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Without Peter Stormare there would be no Dino Velvet.

Dude, he was awesome in Fargo. One of his best, I think. But I am a fan of 8MM (and Cage and Phoenix), so it's hard to go against that performance! :clap:

 

[WTC7WasPulled]

I got diarrhea right now!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I got diarrhea right now!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I got diarrhea right now!

Me too.:glugglug:

I'm a husky fella with a pretty wide spray. I rocketed out several blasts of red hot diarrhea a little while ago. I got up and looked at it worrying because the bowl looked like it was covered with coagulated *****. I thought I might have popped one of my juicier hemorrhoids but remembered that I ate a big bowl of wings covered in Frank's Hot Buffalo Sauce and it gives my diarrhea a reddish color.