One thing I like to do when I suspect someone having diarrhea is to stand outside the door when they go to the bathroom. When I hear the butt mud shoot out I start banging on the door yelling, "Hey, what's going on in there? You got diarrhea?" I always get a good laugh out of it but the person on the toilet usually doesn't appreciate it.
Woke up this morning with the ******* shits. ******** too much ******* gives me diarrhea the next day.
Epic.
