Diarrhea Bukkake

[lurkingdirk]

One thing I like to do when I suspect someone having diarrhea is to stand outside the door when they go to the bathroom. When I hear the butt mud shoot out I start banging on the door yelling, "Hey, what's going on in there? You got diarrhea?" I always get a good laugh out of it but the person on the toilet usually doesn't appreciate it.

Woke up this morning with the Whiskey shits. Drinking too much Whiskey gives me diarrhea the next day.

Epic.

 

[imsohorny]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'd pinch off a loaf in there. Might not be too clean but at least there's something to read and plenty of toilet paper.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I am about to ralph, :throwup:

 

[busenbust]

oh jesus!!!

 

[ForumModeregulator]

is it even considered "bukkake" if it involves poo?

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

Fetishes are one thing, but this stuff is just downright NASTY!!! :eeew:

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

This is sick... I was just eating.

 

[vodkazvictim]

:ban:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

This is sick... I was just eating.

And yet you bumped it. :dunno:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Any thread that I start should always have an "Enter At Your Own Risk" policy. If you click it, you only have yourself to blame. My name is Dino Velvet. The sound of your vomit splashing against the floor is music to my ears. Most people here think I don't have both oars in the water.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

I cannot think of a reason why this thread isnt locked. We can call another member an asshole and get banned yet we can talk or look at people covered in shit no problems :wtf:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Any thread that I start should always have an "Enter At Your Own Risk" policy. If you click it, you only have yourself to blame. My name is Dino Velvet. The sound of your vomit splashing against the floor is music to my ears. Most people here think I don't have both oars in the water.

dino, do you even still have the oars that are supposed to be in the water? just curious

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I cannot think of a reason why this thread isnt locked. We can call another member an asshole and get banned yet we can talk or look at people covered in shit no problems :wtf:

Beware of Dino Velvet:




Ohhhh God...I loooove flattery...

:elaugh:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Beware of Dino Velvet:




Ohhhh God...I loooove flattery...

:elaugh:

Without Peter Stormare there would be no Dino Velvet.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Without Peter Stormare there would be no Dino Velvet.

Dude, he was awesome in Fargo. One of his best, I think. But I am a fan of 8MM (and Cage and Phoenix), so it's hard to go against that performance! :clap:

 

[WTC7WasPulled]

I got diarrhea right now!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I got diarrhea right now!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I got diarrhea right now!

Me too.:glugglug:

I'm a husky fella with a pretty wide spray. I rocketed out several blasts of red hot diarrhea a little while ago. I got up and looked at it worrying because the bowl looked like it was covered with coagulated blood. I thought I might have popped one of my juicier hemorrhoids but remembered that I ate a big bowl of wings covered in Frank's Hot Buffalo Sauce and it gives my diarrhea a reddish color.