cool harmless ways to piss people off (rep for funny)

[smoknn]

put the tie back on the loaf bread and twist it all the way till you run out of room. of course this only works if you dont live alone.

 

[squallumz]

jag knullar ditt bröd?

 

[STDiva]

Take a picture of their car and put it on kijiji for a ridiculously low price. Put their number on the ad.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Put sand in their KY. :thumbsup:

 

[jointsmoker612]

Put a dead fish under the seat of your friends car like on the movie "grumpy old men". Fucker named Alex did that too me once. He didn't find it funny few weeks later when he found the live gartner snake I dropped on his floorboard. Now that was funny!!

 

[STDiva]

Punch their mom in the face. Oh man, you'll get them good!

 

[Tittyman5000]

Unscrew the salt or pepper shaker lid till its bout to fall off that way when someone uses it, the whole thing pours out on their food!

Put muscle rub on your woman's butt hole and run very very quickly

Pour water onto a co worker's seat befor they get into work, HINT works even better with hot water

 

[squallumz]

bang their mom.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Put Icy-Hot in his jock strap before practice.

bang their mom.

I thought you weren't mad at me anymore.

 

[xfire]

Smear some petroleum jelly on their windshield wiper blades. Oh, wait, that could kill them. Ink the backside of their doorknob.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Go into a locker room (or anywhere for that matter) and jam a toothpick deep into the locks of all the locked lockers. Sweaty bastards won't be able to change clothes, lol.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Poop in tupperwear and put it in their fridge.

 

[xfire]

Go into a locker room (or anywhere for that matter) and jam a toothpick deep into the locks of all the locked lockers. Sweaty bastards won't be able to change clothes, lol.

That's a shitty thing to do. If you have more time before the mark comes back use toothpaste instead. That shit dries as hard as concrete and you can't use tweezers to get the shit out.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Put slices of bologna on their car.

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

piss in their work boots before they head off to work

 

[lurkingdirk]

Glue their sandals to the floor.

 

[aesopRock]

Glue their sandals to the floor.

"Fuck your milk, son!"

Great gif

 

[Sam Fisher]

That's a shitty thing to do. If you have more time before the mark comes back use toothpaste instead. That shit dries as hard as concrete and you can't use tweezers to get the shit out.

:thumbsup:

Super-Glue might work too.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Get a milk carton like the ones they used to give at school or any type of fish and put it under the back seat of their car, now this takes a few weeks to work but the revenge smells so sweet Or you can pour a cup of glitter down their vent so when they turn on the AC POOF!!!! Magic dust!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Put sugar in their salt shaker.