Just a quick splort to get this young lady back top-of-mind. We've noticed that while Xtina's thread is a mere three (3) pages, Nextdoor Nikki's is umpteen (umpteen) pages. Now, Nikki is obviously cute.
But...
It is not Our policy to judge earthlings, so We will confine Ourselves to remarking that Christina's hangnails would make Nikki a Sunday face.
Get some, go again,
SLIME