Christina Aguilera Super Bowl XLV Blunder (Forgets Anthem Lyrics)

TheOrangeCat

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Nope, actually I am new and I am just trying to have fun on here! With time, I will be more serious! Just trying to make friends right now!

Oh, being serious is a banable offense. Please don't do that.

And welcome.

Here's your welcome gift: a photo of PirateKing and his 'life partner"

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PirateKing

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Oh, being serious is a banable offense. Please don't do that.

And welcome.

Here's your welcome gift: a photo of PirateKing and his 'life partner".
Someone's jealous. No point in being subtle about it though, we're sodomy buddies.
 
I thought she did good! But maybe I was just staring at her TITS :D
 

TheOrangeCat

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We flip a coin.

See what I did there? Seinfeld reference.

Clever! me likey. See, this demonstration of contextual and adaptive intelligence is why you alone were able to penetrate the veil of satire covering ChickenFucker's post-modernist, retro pop culture self-referential comedic riffings ........ :D
 

Supafly

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She overdid the jodeling, but what was worse was that hairdo. Did she just get out of a nap and forgot brushing?
 

PirateKing

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Clever! me likey. See, this demonstration of contextual and adaptive intelligence is why you alone were able to penetrate the veil of satire covering ChickenFucker's post-modernist, retro pop culture self-referential comedic riffings ........ :D
No, that was just common sense. But I also possess the traits which you so eloquently described.
 

PirateKing

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A scarce resource in Kingdom of the Malls we are forced to inhabit
True. But if we weren't surrounded by idiots then we wouldn't feel so superior. We say that we hate them but we love having them around so we can resent them. Otherwise the moderately intellegent people would turn on each other.
 

TheOrangeCat

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But that is, implicitly, bad, If the measure of superiority is not how good something in and of itself is, but how bad everything around it is ... meh.
That's the standard I guess. I'm not sure if it was always like this or if people considered intelligent now are morons compared to past civilizations.
 

PirateKing

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^Terrible parody :facepalm:. She should be embarrassed.

Never understood why the original video was such a pop culture phenomena either.
 

TheOrangeCat

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That's the standard I guess. I'm not sure if it was always like this or if people considered intelligent now are morons compared to past civilizations.

Well, that's a very good question and one I'm not sure how to answer.

What I can say is that in, say, Renaissance society, the only role for something like this

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would have been doing this: (substitute carriage for car)

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Or cleaning up this:

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Let us never forget, boys and girls. You can spray as much Febreeze as you want in the bathroom, but it only masks the stink of shit. The shit stink still remains.

And a horseshit whore is still a horseshit whore, no matter what the marketing demons want us to believe.
 
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