Yeah-wasn't it something like "Acteon"-or "Appolyon" in his cups? I saw all 4 or 5 original verses once-they make our anthem seem breezy and fun in comparison.
Christina Aguilera Super Bowl XLV Blunder (Forgets Anthem Lyrics)
- Thread starter Bloodshot Scott
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It went Coal-use them for coasters, or fire them off at unsuspecting pedestrians.
And there IS such a thing as bad publicity-remember Mariah Carey's Glitterdammerung?
TheOrangeCat
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Purple pogo sticking pope, what the fuck is that shit? The board language is English... not whatever the fuck that garbage is.
Allow me to translate. I speak ghetto.
hellz it iz a forgettable tune anywayz tho! hellz its set to n old english drinking song n it is a war poem! shitz if dat aint forgettable to begin i dont know what iz! give me o canada anyday bitchez! or a bucket of the colonels secret resipe what eva!
TRANSLATION 1
"My goodness! In my opinion, the American national anthem is a quite forgettable composition; a disparate melange of old English drinking song and war poem. I have to say, it hardly stands out as a unique or special work. I personally think 'O Canada' to be a good example of the kind of composition required for an anthem, something that combines the gravitas of the role the song will play in a nation's identity, while imparting a clear and memorable message of the country's unique personality, achievements and goals.
Not to be glib, but i think I'd rather have a takeout bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken than listen to the American national anthem.
But that's just my opinion. "
TRANSLATION 2
"Hi! I'm an ignorant, barely literate and disrespectful asshat. Look at me, look at meeeeeeee"
Hope that helps, Scott.
chickenlvr69
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i graduat frum 6 grad! 1st in familee! i doin good! i own my own big chicken farn!
TheOrangeCat
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Congratulations.
Vladimir, is that you?
chickenlvr69
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Plus I actually read the fine books "Go Dog Go," "Atlas Shrugged," and "Bumbly Wumbly" and I loved each and every one of them! Ayn Rand is one of the greatest writers who ever lived! I even got an A+ on the book report that I wrote on "Go Dog Go!"
Is that chicken "lover" or "liver"?
chickenlvr69
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Vladimir!?!?!? Who is this Vladimir of which you speak!?!?!?
chickenlvr69
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It's actually Reginald von Chicken Lover the LXIX! But I do LOVE chicken liver too!
I read Atlas Shrugged up until the point when I realized John Galt's speech went on for dozens of pages-I didn't shrug, I threw the book-fucking dwarf egomaniac who doesn't even know what she's talking about.
HE1FiNEARTiST
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you gotta be somebody who was banned before... you just gotta be.... but who? :dunno:
PirateKing
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:1orglaugh I love this guy. What's ironic is that many of you are actually the idiots for not realizing that chickenlvr was only pretending to be illiterate.
Keep up the hilarious satire and you'll get my nom for member of the week.
Keep up the hilarious satire and you'll get my nom for member of the week.
Vladimir. Either Vladimir or Ivan Drago. :drool1:
chickenlvr69
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Nope, actually I am new and I am just trying to have fun on here! With time, I will be more serious! Just trying to make friends right now!
chickenlvr69
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Thanks Pirate!!! I'm glad SOMEONE actually GETS it!!! Kudos! I'll try my best to keep up the good work!
chickenlvr69
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Hell I even used a picture from the "chicken lover" episode of South Park (using the character who WAS the chicken lover) as my profile pic! What's not to get!?!?!? LOL
TheOrangeCat
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PirateKing
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One of my favorite episodes btw. :hatsoff:
Nope. Not sure what that translates to though.
chickenlvr69
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Now back to the chicken coop, wherez i m chickenlvr! Or is that a bookmobile?!?!? iz forgetz!
