PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
... by North Korea.
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Apparently when not enjoying a full and exciting day of starving to death and worshipping a wrinkly transvestite in a jump suit, North Koreans enjoy “state-provided housing, food, clothing healthcare, and other necessities, whilst jobs are allocated by the state so there is no worry of unemployment.” I can only imagine what the paradise known as the People's Republic of China is like. I mean, it has to be really nice if it is ranked two points ahead of North Korea... This is a much better ranking than that OECD ranking that named some country called Canada the happiest in the world.
And in case you're wondering, last place on the list just so happens to be that wonderful country known as the United States of America. It only got three points. Maybe socialism really does make people happier? Or maybe Obama just needs some grey jumpsuits.
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Recently, Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) has announced the happiness index of the Member States, had announced the world happiness index rankings for the same time North Korea. North Korea has settled into first place by example as usual "happy ending" ... It thinks, unexpected surprise, a top neighbor China. Despite a strong showing North Korea narrowly (by Friday) and was second in looks.
Top 5 is as follows.
1st place: China (100 points)
2nd place: North Korea (98 points)
3rd place: Cuba (93 points)
4th place: Iran (88 points)
5th: Venezuela (85 points)
Apparently when not enjoying a full and exciting day of starving to death and worshipping a wrinkly transvestite in a jump suit, North Koreans enjoy “state-provided housing, food, clothing healthcare, and other necessities, whilst jobs are allocated by the state so there is no worry of unemployment.” I can only imagine what the paradise known as the People's Republic of China is like. I mean, it has to be really nice if it is ranked two points ahead of North Korea... This is a much better ranking than that OECD ranking that named some country called Canada the happiest in the world.
And in case you're wondering, last place on the list just so happens to be that wonderful country known as the United States of America. It only got three points. Maybe socialism really does make people happier? Or maybe Obama just needs some grey jumpsuits.
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