Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Sorry I wasn't trying to offend, just trying to show the sort of jokes that don't get called racist because they just play on stereotypes, most people will have a little giggle but more than likely won't believe what's written, a bit like dumb blond jokes. I didn't go out of my way to pick Texas but it just turned out to be one of those places people make a lot of jokes about, I'm sure most of them were written by people who know nothing about Texas or people from Texas themselves.
No worries. All is forgiven.