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Poison Ivy: What is it you can possibly see in that homicidal maniac? He keeps abusing you, yet you keep going back to him for more!
Harley Quinn: What can I say, Red? My Puddin' really knows how to rev his Harley.
But I tend your garden with love!
It's why I come to you every time me and Mista J have a fight.
And if you stayed with me, it could be like this all the time.
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Andi Land: Enough of the drooling and get your tongue to good use right now. I am pretty dry down there and i need it to be moist
**Andi places the dental floss in between her ass cheeks and the sensation hurt her a little **
Andi Land: I know how much you love the taste of my pussy, babe, so I thought I'd make your dental floss taste better.
Andi: Owww that hurt and tickles**
**Andi passes the floss to the guy with cum on it**
Guy: Err, you keep that. I'll go get a fresh one
**Guy comes home from work and sees Andi sitting there with her socks and lingerie on**
Andi: Wanna watch a movie or play some video games with me? Or just ride me from behind?
Guy: Ride you
**Andi smiles as she starts to strip off**
Andi: Good choice
**Andi is stripping but the guy was standing there**
Andi: What you waiting for ride me?
**Guy is confused as it turns out she got the wrong idea**
Guy: What you doing dress up please?
**Andi gets sad**
Andi: You don't want to ride me?
Guy: Oh i do want to ride you, i want to ride you to the store as i forgot the groceries and my car has broken down
**Andi dresses up and they go outside**
Guy: Now giddy up cowgirl. Eeeee yar!!!
**Guy rides his girl like a horsey to the local grocery store while on her back**
Harley Quinn: Come on, Mista J. Don't you wanna give your Harley some puddin?
Come on, Mista J. Don't you wanna give your Harley some puddin'?
**Mister J comes to a realisation**
Mister J: Oh yes, where are my manners. How rude of me!! Here you go
**Mister J gives Harley some rice pudding**
Harley Quinn: That's not the kind of puddin i was hoping for J
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Poison Ivy: What is it you can possibly see in that homicidal maniac? He keeps abusing you, yet you keep going back to him for more!
Harley Quinn: What can I say, Red? My Puddin' really knows how to rev his Harley.
But I tend your garden with love!
It's why I come to you every time me and Mista J have a fight.
And if you stayed with me, it could be like this all the time.
**Poison Ivy and Harley quinn have a conversation about being together. It was no surprise that Harley has strong feelings for Ivy despite being in a toxic relationship with Mister J**
Poison Ivy: I don't think we be a good fit. I am all for LGBTQ rights. I am bi after all but i be more a danger to you than good of a different kind than Mister J
**Harley is confused**
Harley: What do you mean Ivy?
**Ivy explains why they can't be in a relationship, sexual or intimate relationship**
Poison Ivy: Let me explain to you. When it comes to the bedroom... if you lick my pussy it will kill you, if my squirt juices get on you, it will kill you. If you suck my tits and get milk out of me, it will kill you. If you kiss me it will kill you?
**Harley doesn't understand**
Harley: Hmm why!!!!
Poison Ivy: Cause I'm poison Harley. Why else do you think i'm called Poison Ivy? Just cause it sounds good? No cause i'm poisonous. Before i was just Ivy, not anymore. My cum will be poison for you if you go down on me
**Harley looks sad before she gets a lightbulb moment**
Poison Ivy: Why you smiling?
Harley: I've got the perfect idea. I've got some sprays and killers for this especially when i plant my garden. I can just use this on you before we mate etc
Poison Ivy: I guess that could work
**Posion Ivy and Harley Quinn go into each others arms and they do it there and then on the floor**
**Harley sprays her body with all the sprays**
**Szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz**
Harley: Now you are poison free for a while
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Come on, Mista J. Don't you wanna give your Harley some puddin'?
The Joker comes to a realization:
Would you like a nice creampie, Harl?
Mmm! Yes, please!
Joker hits Harley with a massive Boston cream pie:
Harley: That's not what I meant!
**Harley tastes the pie**
Harley: Hmm this tastes so good. In fact it tastes a bit like cum
Joker: I know hence why i gave you a cream pie? Has cum and cream in it
**Joker explains why he didn't give her the other cream pie**
Joker: I didn't have time to give you the other cream pie, you know how time consuming it is? I insert my cream into you and i have to place all that cream in the oven to help it rise? I just cut the middle man out. I spunked into the pie mixture with whip cream and da ta!!!
**Harley is just munching into the pie**
Harley: I do love the taste of cum
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But how it'd also be a different kind of toxic with Ivy:
However, luckily for you Harley, I am an excellent biochemist. And with my assortment of plants, I'm certain I can concoct an herbal panacea to keep you safe.
***Few days later***
Ivy: I hope you don't mind this method of administration
Harley: It's wonderful, Red! Way better than the creampies my Puddin' gives me!
**The origin story of how Harley Quinn became Poison Quinn and they became lovers**
Guy goes to visit Bridgette B
Guy arrives at Bridgette B place and enters
Awkward moment as guy catches Bridgette B naked sunbathing
Bridgette B and guy having a talk outside
Bridgette B inner thoughts
Guy arrives at Bridgette B place and enters
Awkward moment as guy catches Bridgette B naked sunbathing
Bridgette B and guy having a talk outside
Bridgette B inner thoughts
Bridgette B covering herself with oil and masturbating
Chat and wine with Bridgette B
Guy grabbing Bridgette B thicc leg meat in a corner
Smacking cock on Bridgette B pussy
Chat and wine with Bridgette B
Guy grabbing Bridgette B thicc leg meat in a corner
Smacking cock on Bridgette B pussy
**Guy is going to visit his friend Bridgette who he hasn't met in a long time**
Guy: I've always had a thing for Bridgette, she was always a babe who got the guys attention and she developed early. Me on the other hand was a dork and i think she never saw me more than just a friend, nor that i really like her.
**He carries on driving as she lives a long way. She lives in Mexico now due to her latina heritage**
Guy: I wonder what the B stands for, Never got to ask her? if it was busty, breasts or something.
**He finally arrived at her place but before he got to her place, his curiosity got the best of him. He wanted to know how she looks like now. He goes on her socials which he never used and his mood changed**
Guy: Corr, Bridgette, you have changed. You haven't been taken care of yourself and your tits are small. Thats it, i'm off back home. All this travel for nothing
**He turns around and drives back home for hours**
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Opie Taylor has completed college, and returns to his childhood home in Mayberry, NC:
His father's housekeeper, and Opie's surrogate mother "Aunt B" welcomes him home, having changed much in the last 4 years:
Shit won't ever be the same again, in Mayberry, 2022:
Coming this fall to HBO
His father's housekeeper, and Opie's surrogate mother "Aunt B" welcomes him home, having changed much in the last 4 years:
Shit won't ever be the same again, in Mayberry, 2022:
Coming this fall to HBO
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**Guy knocks on Bridgette B door**
Guy: Hello
**keeps knocking harder**
Bridgette B: Coming i'm coming
**She opens the door and gave a unexpected look**
Bridgette B: Um hello!!! Can i help you?
Guy: Yes, i'm here for the hug a pornstar meet and greet initiate you were endorsing. Cause all your fans matter but more specifically this aiming for your more socially awkward shy fans
**Bridgette B inner thoughts playing that she regretted doing this**
Bridgette B thoughts: Ummm he just looks ugly and so socially awkward, but i need the PR hype for my fans
**Talks in a stutter voice**
Bridgette B: Err yes they do. Whats your name?
Guy: It's @ban-one
Bridgette B: Oh @ban-one i remember you. God so nice to see you in the flesh. Put it here
**She rolls her eyes and sticks her hands out for a hug, which she gave a non genuine one**
Bridgette B: Want to come inside for milk and cookies?
Guy: Oh yeah sure, would love your milk and cookies!!!
**This point wires got crossed as he thought she implied milk and cookies from her giant rack, and she didn't realise thats the kind of milk and cookies he wanted**
**Moments later Bridgette was baking as the guy sat and waited till she bought them over**
Bridgette B: Here you go @ban-one milk and cookies. I made them myself enjoy
**Guy with hesitation took the cookies and milk but was confused why this was offered**
Guy: Thank you, i don't want to fill myself up with this. Saving my tummy for the bigger cookies
**He licks his lips and subtly looks down her top. Bridgette didn't catch on yet**
Bridgette B: What bigger cookies and milk?
Guy: Your tits and breast milk?
**Bridgette gets offended**
Bridgette B: Oh god no... i wasn't offering that. You got the wrong idea for this initiate. This is just a general meet and greet hospitality meeting, not a fuck a fan. You got the wrong initiative for that. Get out of the house. You can finish the cookies and milk if you want
**Guy leaves and Bridgette slams the door hard**
**Guy still stood there for a bit as Bridgette reopened the door**
Bridgette B: If you want the fuck a fan, apply on the freeones website and choose me as your pornstar. Then we can do what you was hoping for today. I don't mind fucking my fans.... just want you to go through the right channels. Bye!!!
**Slams the door**
**A guest was staying over at Bridgette B house, and one morning on a hot day decided to enjoy the sun in the back garden**
Guy: Got my juice. Time to enjoy the sun, It is roasting today
**He gets outside and sipping his juice and got gobsmacked seeing Bridgette B all naked on the chair and dropped his juice and choked on the straw**
Guy: Urgh urgh urgh. Brid...gette!!!
**Bridgette quickly covers herself up and sits down with a towel over her**
Bridgette B: My bad, it my fault, i'm just so use to being alone and naked in my house that i forgot i had a guest over. I'm a nudist by the way. Thought today is a roasting hot day so thought why not enjoy the rays on my body and become golden shiny brown. Too hot for clothes. Hope i didn't scare or offend you
Guy: You didn't, just caught of guard is all. Make sense. Mind if i can join you and sunbath naked?
Bridgette B: Sure!!!
**Guy strips off and reveals his unfit beer belly body which Bridgette saw and cringed at the sight of it**
Bridgette B thoughts: Yikes!!!!
Bridgette B: On second thought, why not keep your clothes on as it's a crime to see you naked**
**There they were sunbathing as Bridgette was naked in all her glory getting a tan and the guy just sitting there sweating like a pig***
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