Butt fucking a chick, pulling out....

[lurkingdirk]

Sure.. anal sex prep starts with what you eat, involves lots and lots of enemas, Immodium, and a buttplug. Pornstars who do anal scenes don't eat 12-24hours before their scene, take massive amounts of Immodium the morning of and an hour before their scene, ad they stretch it out so there's no pain involved. I never ever have a dirty dildo or have had dirty anal sex. My butthole is as clean as a whistle!

If one were to blow across your butthole, would it make a pleasant tone?

 

[par]

Sure.. anal sex prep starts with what you eat, involves lots and lots of enemas, Immodium, and a buttplug. Pornstars who do anal scenes don't eat 12-24hours before their scene, take massive amounts of Immodium the morning of and an hour before their scene, ad they stretch it out so there's no pain involved. I never ever have a dirty dildo or have had dirty anal sex. My butthole is as clean as a whistle!

http://inthecrack.in/gals/19122012/itc1/images/13.jpg

and a nice one too!

 

[STDiva]

If one were to blow across your butthole, would it make a pleasant tone?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Her butt is in Gb major, or Eb minor?

 

[STDiva]

Probably. Look at that ass. Damn!

 

[Aaliyah Love]

if one were to blow across your butthole, would it make a pleasant tone?

bwahahahaha!

 

[JasonCook78]

Yeah, I'm not clicking that shit.

Pun intended?

Yeah I regret clicking...

 

[Harley Spencer]

Sure.. anal sex prep starts with what you eat, involves lots and lots of enemas, Immodium, and a buttplug. Pornstars who do anal scenes don't eat 12-24hours before their scene, take massive amounts of Immodium the morning of and an hour before their scene, ad they stretch it out so there's no pain involved. I never ever have a dirty dildo or have had dirty anal sex. My butthole is as clean as a whistle!

Hmmm.... kudos to you for going through all that. Personally, I don't have the patience. I'ma eat whatever I want whenever I want!

Um.. what's an enema? :o

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7276994, member: 579739"]Um.. what's an enema? :o

It's kind of like what you do to a turkey with a baster.

I've said too much already.

 

[JasonCook78]

Um.. what's an enema? :o

I think it's basically an anal douche.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Um.. what's an enema? :o

:rofl:

It's kind of like what you do to a turkey with a baster.

I've said too much already.

Indeed, something like that. Fucking sick SHIT. Shit, shit, SHIT.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Always wear a condom for anal sex... Haven' I covered this?

Without a condom, pussy feels better than arse.

 

[klies13]

Do we have a guide for anal sex from some pornstar,detailing each and every step from what to eat ,how to clean,how to stretch etcetera etcetera and more importantly things to avoid,what can go wrong

 

[bigwarmload]

This statement belongs on a T-Shirt.

You fuck a pooper, you should be smart enough to realize you MAY get a bit of doodoo on your love noodle.

Fuck a Pooper += Love Noodle Doodoo

 

[bigwarmload]

Do we have a guide for anal sex from some pornstar

Perhaps, Pornstars guide to anal sex ?

 

[Maggie Green]

Sure.. anal sex prep starts with what you eat, involves lots and lots of enemas, Immodium, and a buttplug. Pornstars who do anal scenes don't eat 12-24hours before their scene, take massive amounts of Immodium the morning of and an hour before their scene, ad they stretch it out so there's no pain involved. I never ever have a dirty dildo or have had dirty anal sex. My butthole is as clean as a whistle!

Now this is what one should do before an anal scene...but we all know that all girls don't take such good care of themselves. But yeah, if you are going to put your dick in a butthole, you have to understand that there could be some residue!

 

[xfire]

I think it's basically an anal douche.

Will E. Wurm, therefore, is an enema.

 

[alexpnz]

Aaliyah Love[/URL][/B], post: 7276847, member: 370968"] My butthole is as clean as a whistle!

I'm laying 2-1, that ain't the case after a trip to Taco Bell...:nono:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I'm laying 2-1, that ain't the case after a trip to Taco Bell...:nono:

Right? Taco Hell will have your ASS running to the shitter. Same with Chipotle for me. :eeew:

Actually me and my girl got sick the one time we went to Chipotle so I never went back. :eeew: I don't think all those illegals are washing their hands.

 

[alexpnz]

Right? Taco Hell will have your ASS running to the shitter. Same with Chipotle for me. :eeew:

Actually me and my girl got sick the one time we went to Chipotle so I never went back. :eeew: I don't think all those illegals are washing their hands.

Never forget the time I took my lil' chippie to Jose Tejas here in Jersey and she split the Sizzling Chicken Fajitas with me.

On the way home she started moaning, crossing and un-crossing her legs and like 5 mins. later, she squeaked one out that fogged the windows in the car. I knew what was up and asked her if she was ok and she told me to hurry up and get home because she had to pee!

When I pulled in the driveway, she did a RG III 50 yd. dash in 4.3 straight to the toilet and as I walked in the door, I found a trail of clothes leading to the toilet.

What happened after was magnificent...... her drawers looked like Jimmie Johnson did a burnout on them and she splattered the bowl so much, she tried to spray it with Lysol cleaner to get rid of the evidence.

But, I caught her and took a pic of the damage but she grabbed my phone and deleted it before I could save it. When she was done blowin' it up, I tossed her ass in the shower and washed her down like she'd been exposed to Nuclear War.

I couldn't stop laughing for 4 days after....

Good times!
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