Butt fucking a chick, pulling out....

i've never had much of a problem with that. a little bit once in a while but i'm usually surprised how clean my dick is afterwards. :dunno:
 
Her poop she cleans it, I say she gives me a BJ or get a cloth because that is disgusting and I do not want to touch her poop.

Didn't you get the memo?

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It's happened to me with my wife once but we were in the shower so it didn't matter much. It's bound to happen if you're into spur of the moment anal adventure.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
This would NEVER happen with a porn girl. "Civilians" are so clueless when it comes to anal sex, no wonder most women don't like it, feel pain, and stuff like this happens. (and I'm not judging..until it was my job to shove dildos up my ass for 2+hours a day, every day, on webcam, I was clueless too..)
Do you ever worry about incontinence and flatulence in your old age?
A brother of my friend told me how he was once butt boning his ex, pulled his wiener out and found corn stuck on the end.
That's a classic urban myth.
Maybe there's some truth in it, but we've all heard of it happening to someone.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
nah, the toys I use are very small. And I hardly ever have anal sex in my personal life. Last time was 2 Julys ago.
I can help you with the anal sex shortage. Just saying :dunno:


Just for reference people; you should wear a condom.
I know that I personally preferred anal sex with a condom and lube to anal sex without either (and before anybody makes the obvious joe, yes, it was ME doing the penetrating).
 
No, no, man. My sisters never pooped and I know my ex never pooped because I was with her close to damn near five years most of every week.

I like when you first start seeing a girl neither of you wants to be the first to poop at each others' place. I'd go to the restaurant up the block and she'd turn the shower on lol.

Flash forward after years of marriage and I'm brushing my teeth while she's on the can.
 
I like when you first start seeing a girl neither of you wants to be the first to poop at each others' place. I'd go to the restaurant up the block and she'd turn the shower on lol.

Flash forward after years of marriage and I'm brushing my teeth while she's on the can.

You gotta light a match, man. That's the best trick in the book. But if a girl shits next to me I'm seriously leaving that bitch. :mad:
 
You must be having sex with an amateur or a first-timer. Women who enjoying anal sex know how to prepare. If your girl doesn't know how to...teach her!:)
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
This would NEVER happen with a porn girl. "Civilians" are so clueless when it comes to anal sex, no wonder most women don't like it, feel pain, and stuff like this happens. (and I'm not judging..until it was my job to shove dildos up my ass for 2+hours a day, every day, on webcam, I was clueless too..)

Care to enlighten us "civilians?"
Seriously, it's an ass. People poop out of their asses. I agree with Spexy, it'd be like being grossed out by seeing saliva all over your dick after you got your dick sucked.
If it smells like ass, tastes like ass, sounds like an ass, looks like an ass, feel like an ass... it's an ass. Asses poop. It's what they naturally do. That's their purpose. To first get a girl to be willing to do anal with you then go getting all bent out of shape about how you have a bit of poo on your penis and it smells like ass is just completely hypocritical. You can't always have your cake and eat it too.
 
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/aaliyah-love said:
Aaliyah Love[/URL][/B], post: 7274264, member: 370968"]shove dildos up my ass for 2+hours

Sorry, but there will be a time when you have to wear adult diapers.
 
Honestly what else DOES a guy do? Just deal with it! It'd be like fucking a chicks mouth and being grossed out that there's spit on your dick. You fuck a pooper, you should be smart enough to realize you MAY get a bit of doodoo on your love noodle.

Care to enlighten us "civilians?"
Seriously, it's an ass. People poop out of their asses. I agree with Spexy, it'd be like being grossed out by seeing saliva all over your dick after you got your dick sucked.
If it smells like ass, tastes like ass, sounds like an ass, looks like an ass, feel like an ass... it's an ass. Asses poop. It's what they naturally do. That's their purpose. To first get a girl to be willing to do anal with you then go getting all bent out of shape about how you have a bit of poo on your penis and it smells like ass is just completely hypocritical. You can't always have your cake and eat it too.

Uhm, I don't know what kind of saliva you girls are rockin, but unless you're eating shit, it's not even close to seeing shit on your dong. How is that comparable? I understand your point that if you're going to have anal sex, you shouldn't expect to be squeaky clean when you're finished, but saliva and poop? C'mon, girl. Don't be cray.

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Aaliyah Love

Official Checked Star Member
Care to enlighten us "civilians?"
Seriously, it's an ass. People poop out of their asses. I agree with Spexy, it'd be like being grossed out by seeing saliva all over your dick after you got your dick sucked.
If it smells like ass, tastes like ass, sounds like an ass, looks like an ass, feel like an ass... it's an ass. Asses poop. It's what they naturally do. That's their purpose. To first get a girl to be willing to do anal with you then go getting all bent out of shape about how you have a bit of poo on your penis and it smells like ass is just completely hypocritical. You can't always have your cake and eat it too.


Sure.. anal sex prep starts with what you eat, involves lots and lots of enemas, Immodium, and a buttplug. Pornstars who do anal scenes don't eat 12-24hours before their scene, take massive amounts of Immodium the morning of and an hour before their scene, ad they stretch it out so there's no pain involved. I never ever have a dirty dildo or have had dirty anal sex. My butthole is as clean as a whistle!:)
 
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