Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial

Ace Boobtoucher

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WASHINGTON—In an effort to honor fallen American soldiers this Memorial Day with a fittingly "badass" tribute, Vice President Joe Biden has announced plans to jump a motorcycle over the entire length of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.

Biden, who called an emergency press conference at the White House Saturday, said members of the U.S. armed ****** who sacrificed their lives in the service of their country deserved a death-defying stunt that involves clearing the 246-foot-long monument on a "souped-up" Harley-Davidson XR-750.

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It may not be true. But even if it isn't, it is still more interesting than anything else Crazy Uncle Joe has done. Ever.
 
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