Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial

[Ace Boobtoucher]

WASHINGTON—In an effort to honor fallen American soldiers this Memorial Day with a fittingly "badass" tribute, Vice President Joe Biden has announced plans to jump a motorcycle over the entire length of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.

Biden, who called an emergency press conference at the White House Saturday, said members of the U.S. armed ****** who sacrificed their lives in the service of their country deserved a death-defying stunt that involves clearing the 246-foot-long monument on a "souped-up" Harley-Davidson XR-750.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-to-honor-fallen-soldiers-by-jumping-motorcyc,28285/

It may not be true. But even if it isn't, it is still more interesting than anything else Crazy Uncle Joe has done. Ever.

 

[Mayhem]

Fascinating. :doa82:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

The llink you used is from the onion and it didn't dawn on you that it's a joke?

Really dude?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

It's a reliable source. You know me better than that anyway.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I thought maybe your were ***** and didn't notice!

 

[PirateKing]

Cool

 

[georges]

looks like evel knivel's harley 750xr

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

looks like evel knivel's harley 750xr

It also looks like his jumpsuit.

...Hey, wait a minute...

 

[Mayhem]

Ever notice how you never saw Joe Biden and Evel Knievel in the same place and at the same time? Think about it,

 

[Will E Worm]

Real or not Biden and Gore are nothing compared to Dan Quayle

Ben Quayle, was elected to the House of Representatives in 2010. Ben Quayle for President. :elaugh:

 

[Mayhem]

Real or not Biden and Gore are nothing compared to Dan Quayle

Ben Quayle, was elected to the House of Representatives in 2010. Ben Quayle for President. :elaugh:

Has he been "knocking the hell out of the place"?

 

[Trident1]

I would watch knowing Biden would fuck up and crash in an epic disaster that Michael Bay would find fap worthy.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I found a dramatic recreation of the historic jump.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I don't buy it...Biden isn't smart enough to know, to ride a Harley.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Que es mas macho?

 

[xfire]

Frankenryan finds your image amusing.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

How will Crazy Uncle Joe top hisself this Memorial Day?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Greatest





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Evah

 

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[Ace Boobtoucher]

Nice job, Connor! There should be an automatic alert sent to all mods every time this guy posts.