Ask me (Vodkas Victim) anything.
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PirateKing
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Have you ever gotten so drunk that you mutilated your own penis?
and then posted pictures of it on FreeOnes?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
My trademark. Now teabag me, Biotch.
:tinhat:
I don't know, you don't have a label on :thefinger
Yes. Just ask your sister.
No.
By excessive masturbation resulting in stretch marks, yes.
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No. I always wanted to be a fighter pilot, but I'm shit at maths and I object to bombing people who are guilty only of repeatedly being brown.
Because of the Jews. Or the Mozlems. Fuck it, I blame both of them.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Stoli - Grey Goose is French if I remember correctly.
who's your favorite standup comic?
Doesn't matter where it is made. It is fucking delicious, and the finest vodka around.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
PirateKing
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Do you plan on donating your withered liver to science?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Omid Djalili because he is Iranian and everything Islamic is superior as we are taught here in Anglistan.
ALLAH HU AKBAR!
It's not real Vodka. There's been a lot of arguing about 3 years ago because the Russians have been pressuring Western Europe according to the correct rules. Europe refuses because it doesn't wanna pay Russia tax.
Bottom line: Real Vodka comes from Slavic/Scandinavian countries.
Who're you?
You know I missed you silly.
No. If there is O2 in the atmosphere it will ignite in the presence of my liver. Explosively at 0.02% O2.
PirateKing
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Do you starve women, skin them and then wear their flesh like a suit with your penis tucked in as you dance in front of the mirror? Do you? Freak...
Does it put the lotion on its skin?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
No. I had it Vodka flambe.
I do not.
No, it gets the lotion splashed on it's face.
Neither. Where's your avatar pic gone?
jinxypie
Official Checked Star Member
Is it cold outside my window?
When a guy says "I'll do anything," and I say "Like what?" their automatic response is "Anything you want" and never any examples?
What if I want them to bring me donuts?!
Would you rather baby oil wrestle me or Alisa?
(Bet I already know the answer...)
When a guy says "I'll do anything," and I say "Like what?" their automatic response is "Anything you want" and never any examples?
What if I want them to bring me donuts?!
Would you rather baby oil wrestle me or Alisa?
(Bet I already know the answer...)
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I assume you're asking why there's never any examples?Is it cold outside my window?
Its so cold I'm rubbing myself to keep warm. Fortunately the Vodka helps me stay warm too...
When a guy says "I'll do anything," and I say "Like what?" their automatic response is "Anything you want" and never any examples?
What if I want them to bring me donuts?!
Would you rather baby oil wrestle me or Alisa?
It's because men are wary of saying something cliche/perverted.
If you want donuts it's fine. Don't be surprised if they've already warmed them and fucked them tho.
If you already know the answer, why are you asking? Why don't you tell me what you suspect the answer is?
