Ask me (Vodkas Victim) anything.
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ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Good to know. I got my name from that old "make your pornstar name" game of combining your pet and street names.
What smiley would you want Freeones to add next?
Do you regret blowing me in the library stacks?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Are you still marrying that shrieking harpie?
Did you get your Christmas anal?
Is 2 related in any way to 1?
Did you get your Christmas anal?
Is 2 related in any way to 1?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
No - I will still be staling you and it will be hard to miss you while in physical proximity to you.
I get very depressed on my birthday, so I don't have birthday parties.
Right now it's a tough choice between Red XXX and Sara Jay. Probably Red XXX since I bet she can make a good cuppa the morning after and Sara Jay doesn't do anal.
A vodka drinking smiley is the first one that springs to mind.
Yes. And not just because James Bond burst through with a Russian woman being chased by Conscripts toting AK74s, but because I have this thing around my mouth now.
You need to go to the clinic BTW.
And frankly, it wouldn't hurt to drink less coffee and smoke less. Bitter. Very bitter.
Yes I am. She has improved immensely.
No not yet.
No.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I was planning to have you all ot myself at the after party rather than having to compete for your affections at a party...Oh cool. I'll buy you a drink at the bar then.
What you don't want me at your party?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I'm working Alissa.
You know, since all your work idssapeared I don't really think of you as an OCSM as such, more a regular poster.
:kiss:
:iloveyou:
You know, since all your work idssapeared I don't really think of you as an OCSM as such, more a regular poster.
:kiss:
:iloveyou:
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
So, with your earlier appalling thread in mind, does the intended have a vice or a leathery old baseball mitt for a pooper ....?
GregCentauro
Banned
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Do I make you horny?
don't you hate it when your balls stick to your leg?
PirateKing
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How was your day?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
My cock. Wrapped in her hand.
Vice. Which she swears I'll never enjoy again!
I already told you I'd do anything for you.
But you forgot.
Why?
BECAUSE YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU! You should listen to me! Pay attention to me! If you don't wter the beautiful flower you can no longer enjoy it because it wilts and dies!
:cussing:
You make me wet
No, because the missus keeps them in her purse, so they don't stick to my leg.
Surprisingly good. I've just done a shit and I'm now enjoying that wonderfull post-shit feeling
What would happen if our plane crashed and the only 4 people left alive were you and me and 2 amazingly hot chicks
1 hunt and gather us food.
2 Be lazy and have us do everything.
3 build an amazing sex house for use all.
4 be totally lost and at my mercy
5 1 and 2
1, 2 and 3.
I'd hunt, build the house, but I'm just a normal cook, I suspect you'd all cook better.
And if the missus aint around then there's no reason to stick to just one woman
do you consider masturbation to be a form of birth control?
