Ask me (Vodkas Victim) anything.

[vodkazvictim]

have you ever gotten beard dandruff?

No. But my cum has been known to glow in the dark.

I'm a woman. I don't understand lol

Won't stop you from making my life hell tho, right? lol

 

[lurkingdirk]

If 6 is a constant, can you solve:

Three men have a hardon, but there is only one woman available. There are 6 pineapples in the room. What happens next?

 

[Member442]

No. But my cum has been known to glow in the dark.

Won't stop you from making my life hell tho, right? lol

Of course not but I promise to be naked while I make life hell if that's any comfort:kiss:

 

[bustybbwlover]

if someone said 'your future is in an oblong box' what would you take that to mean?

 

[vodkazvictim]

If 6 is a constant, can you solve:

Three men have a hardon, but there is only one woman available. There are 6 pineapples in the room. What happens next?

Maths is not my thing.

Of course not but I promise to be naked while I make life hell if that's any comfort:kiss:

Mild comfort...

if someone said 'your future is in an oblong box' what would you take that to mean?

They intend to kill me.

 

[Supafly]

What actual existing job would you be most efficient in?

And no, 'Forum Troll' is not an actual job :1orglaugh

 

[bustybbwlover]

They intend to kill me.

exactly...a friend of mine was asking me what that meant cuz we were listening to the misfits...i figured with the song being called 'die, die my darling' it was contextually obvious...ahh sometimes my friends disappoint me

now a question:
have you ever read a 'great piece of literature' and fucking despised it?

 

[jinxypie]

How's the weather? :wave:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Where can I buy a retarded monkey?

 

[vodkazvictim]

What actual existing job would you be most efficient in?

And no, 'Forum Troll' is not an actual job :1orglaugh

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK
By which I mean; Ruler (PM/President)

exactly...a friend of mine was asking me what that meant cuz we were listening to the misfits...i figured with the song being called 'die, die my darling' it was contextually obvious...ahh sometimes my friends disappoint me

now a question:
have you ever read a 'great piece of literature' and fucking despised it?

Yes. Unfortunately, from hte top of my head I can't remember which one. It was probably the Phaedo though.

How's the weather? :wave:

Wet. Like your face would be if I got my chance Your weather?

Where can I buy a retarded monkey?

Hire me.

 

[bustybbwlover]

Yes. Unfortunately, from hte top of my head I can't remember which one. It was probably the Phaedo though.

i was thinking of david copperfield when i wrote that, i hate that fucking book

also how can you not enjoy some plato?

 

[vodkazvictim]

i was thinking of david copperfield when i wrote that, i hate that fucking book

also how can you not enjoy some plato?

I liked Republic, but Phaedo, I'm sorry, I just didn't feel it. Obviously I should read it again.
Never read David Copperfield. Thankfully.
Ever read Stephen Coontz? Shitty little nonsense books that are somehow enjoyable to read, a guilty pleasure of mine. I suspect it is for me the euqivelant of women reading thosecrappy glossy gossip mags with their silly titles.

 

[yoicham]

If you are Vodka'z Victim...who is Vodka?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Can you count to G?

 

[vodkazvictim]

If you are Vodka'z Victim...who is Vodka?

Your cock.

Can you count to G?

Can a triangle purple?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Can a triangle purple?

Only if you allow it to bend over until it is liquid.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Only if you allow it to bend over until it is liquid.

Bend over :elaugh:

 

[Member442]

what time is it when you read this?

 

[bustybbwlover]

does alisa's sig distract you immensely?

 

[Supafly]

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK
By which I mean; Ruler (PM/President)

Well, sadly, as that 'AV' thing did not go through, our chances are not as good for that to happen...

What are you doing today?