Ask me (Vodkas Victim) anything.

[vodkazvictim]

Cool.

What are you doing for St Patties day?

Nowt

how many vodkaz are you the victim of?

:dunno: who counts?

Ever pour a shot in your eyelid? It fuckin hurts but goes straight to the brain

It's always been my position that people who do that have no brain.

Have you ever gone a week without masturbating?

As a child yes. As an adult? highly dubious.

 

[PirateKing]

If you're only good at something when you're drunk, is it wasted talent?

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Are you or have you ever been known by another name?

AND

Is vodka finally behind bars or still causing you trouble?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Why have you been sent to the corner?

 

[alexpnz]

Did you off yourself yet?

 

[PirateKing]

Have you reformed yourself?
Quit the drink?
Found God?
Sewn your penis back together?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Are you or have you ever been known by another name?

AND

Is vodka finally behind bars or still causing you trouble?

Yes, but not on FO, so I can't be (rightfully banned) for that reason.

AND

Still trouble. But not in mahoosive quantity.

Why have you been sent to the corner?

I suggested that :georges: was not formed when God was sculpting :angels: out of purest perfection.

Have you reformed yourself?
Quit the drink?
Found God?
Sewn your penis back together?

Not sure
No
Yes, but she hid from me again.
I prefer to have 4 Penii. Want to see?

 

[vodkazvictim]

go ahead, punk; make my day...

what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

as I have found out to my cost, discuss ye not the banishment or reasons for it ...... even in jest.

Anyway, a question for ya .....

have you got any good ass fucking in during the last month (pitching or catching )?

 

[bustybbwlover]

how does it feel to be back?

 

[maildude]

how does it feel to be back?

He was gone?

 

[bustybbwlover]

apparently?

 

[vodkazvictim]

as I have found out to my cost, discuss ye not the banishment or reasons for it ...... even in jest.

Anyway, a question for ya .....

have you got any good ass fucking in during the last month (pitching or catching )?

No. I will wait till Xmas.
On the other hand our honeymoon will happen earlier...

how does it feel to be back?

How do you know I'm black? Are you stalking me?

He was gone?

I was never really all there...

 

[bustybbwlover]

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[vodkazvictim]

why did the chicken cross the road?

To inform call me dave that I don't love him and that you've been fucking around with the tags! :cussing: lol

 

[bustybbwlover]

did that make sense in your head?

 

[vodkazvictim]

did that make sense in your head?

That's a stupid question. Nothing in my head makes sense

 

[julialee89]

That's a stupid question. Nothing in my head makes sense

Do you even have one? Head, i mean

 

[bustybbwlover]

what's your favorite paper weight?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Do you even have one? Head, i mean

I have two... Would you like to see a picture? :elaugh:

what's your favorite paper weight?

I don't use paperweights.