Wow! Twenty-eight pages and the questions have been relatively tame by my standards. Freeones continues to impress me.
Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!
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food questions: what food do you find trapped in your teeth most often? what's comfort food to you? in a deathmatch who wins: chocolate or steak? and...do you think you could eat a human if your life depended upon it?
fluff, fluff, fluff...aroo?
fluff, fluff, fluff...aroo?
SpexyAshleigh
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To which parts??:1orglaugh
Only the first few. I HAVE been yelled at from neighbors to stfu while getting laid.
SpexyAshleigh
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I know eh? Shocked the hell out of me too!
SpexyAshleigh
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Food I find trapped in my teeth most often: gotta be popcorn. Those little shell things always find their way in my teeth...
Comfort food IMO: anything my mom makes, or anything that brings back a pleasant memory. My moms meatloaf is the ultimate comfort food. Fruity pebbles too...when I was a kid, we were never allowed to eat anything with sugar in it, EXCEPT when we were on vacation or camping. So every camping trip, my mom would take me to the grocery store and let us each pick out our own box of sugary cereal, and I always went for the Pebbles. Canada stopped selling them in the late 90's, so I hadn't had them in eons, so a fan actually mailed me a box last year although they were differently shaped than I remember, they tasted exactly the same and it brought back so many memories of camping with my famjam
Soo comforting. Deathmatch: Steak wins hands down. I don't eat chocolate much really...only a fan of super dark stuff but can't handle more than a tiny piece otherwise I get sick. But steak is le awsome. Mmm.
And if I HAD to eat a human...say we were trapped on a desert island with no food....no I couldn't. I don't think I could. I think my common sense would kick in and tell me that even if I did eat my buddy, help still likely wouldn't come and I'd still end up dying so...no. Couldn't do it.
SpexyAshleigh
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So then, any funny/bad/incredible experience with some shitty ex?
Kisses!
Hmmm....well the sex with my shitty ex was always bad. Never had a good lay with that guy. So funny experience...hmmm....I'm really trying to come up with a good story for you but I can't. The sex was so bad lol. I will tell you a funny story directly related to our sex life though. We broke up on VERY bad terms...like, shortly after our breakup, we'll just say that I had to get a restraining order on him lol. So he wasn't allowed back in our apartment, so when I went to move out, I had to organize some of his stuff so his parents and two of his friends could come and get his stuff. Well, this ex, as I've stated before, had a problem with cumming too fast...as in, he couldn't keep it together for more than 30 seconds to a minute. So lame. During the course of our relationship, I had invested quite a bit of money in books and information about the condition, none of which he gave a shit about and didn't read because he really didn't care about pleasing me in bed, and felt that as long as he was getting his, everything was fine. So anyways, on the day I was to move out, I made sure that before I left, I took the pile of books I had bought for him about premature ejaculation, and left them all over the apartment in very obvious places, so that when his parents and his two best friends came to grab his stuff, the first thing they'd find were all these self help books on how to stop from jizzing too early in the sack, and thus informing them that their son, and friend, was a failure in bed. Tee hee. I can only imagine how much shit my ex got from his buddies about that...rofl.
Hmmm....well the sex with my shitty ex was always bad. Never had a good lay with that guy. So funny experience...hmmm....I'm really trying to come up with a good story for you but I can't. The sex was so bad lol. I will tell you a funny story directly related to our sex life though. We broke up on VERY bad terms...like, shortly after our breakup, we'll just say that I had to get a restraining order on him lol. So he wasn't allowed back in our apartment, so when I went to move out, I had to organize some of his stuff so his parents and two of his friends could come and get his stuff. Well, this ex, as I've stated before, had a problem with cumming too fast...as in, he couldn't keep it together for more than 30 seconds to a minute. So lame. During the course of our relationship, I had invested quite a bit of money in books and information about the condition, none of which he gave a shit about and didn't read because he really didn't care about pleasing me in bed, and felt that as long as he was getting his, everything was fine. So anyways, on the day I was to move out, I made sure that before I left, I took the pile of books I had bought for him about premature ejaculation, and left them all over the apartment in very obvious places, so that when his parents and his two best friends came to grab his stuff, the first thing they'd find were all these self help books on how to stop from jizzing too early in the sack, and thus informing them that their son, and friend, was a failure in bed. Tee hee. I can only imagine how much shit my ex got from his buddies about that...rofl.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh What a fucking moron!!! Guy is popping his corn faster than a rabbit, doesn't care, doesn't care that hot g/f is
and is :dunno: after she :ban2: his ass. :rofl:
I HAVE been yelled at from neighbors to stfu while getting laid.
Really? Hmm......
I would probably holler-"Hey! Can I get in on some of that action!"
roronoa3000
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Thats why I only fuck mutes.
Hmmm....well the sex with my shitty ex was always bad. Never had a good lay with that guy. So funny experience...hmmm....I'm really trying to come up with a good story for you but I can't. The sex was so bad lol. I will tell you a funny story directly related to our sex life though. We broke up on VERY bad terms...like, shortly after our breakup, we'll just say that I had to get a restraining order on him lol. So he wasn't allowed back in our apartment, so when I went to move out, I had to organize some of his stuff so his parents and two of his friends could come and get his stuff. Well, this ex, as I've stated before, had a problem with cumming too fast...as in, he couldn't keep it together for more than 30 seconds to a minute. So lame. During the course of our relationship, I had invested quite a bit of money in books and information about the condition, none of which he gave a shit about and didn't read because he really didn't care about pleasing me in bed, and felt that as long as he was getting his, everything was fine. So anyways, on the day I was to move out, I made sure that before I left, I took the pile of books I had bought for him about premature ejaculation, and left them all over the apartment in very obvious places, so that when his parents and his two best friends came to grab his stuff, the first thing they'd find were all these self help books on how to stop from jizzing too early in the sack, and thus informing them that their son, and friend, was a failure in bed. Tee hee. I can only imagine how much shit my ex got from his buddies about that...rofl.
What an idiot!! you did well haha. maybe you are too hot in bed and thats why he couldnt hold more than a minute...
anyway, ever asked him for oral sex so that you could cum too?
roronoa3000
Banned
How many kids will we....er...I mean you have?
So anyways, on the day I was to move out, I made sure that before I left, I took the pile of books I had bought for him about premature ejaculation, and left them all over the apartment in very obvious places, so that when his parents and his two best friends came to grab his stuff, the first thing they'd find were all these self help books on how to stop from jizzing too early in the sack, and thus informing them that their son, and friend, was a failure in bed. Tee hee. I can only imagine how much shit my ex got from his buddies about that...rofl.
I find your sneaky mischievousness kind of a turn on.
roronoa3000
Banned
Why do guys wake up with morning wood?
roronoa3000
Banned
How do you get to Atlantis?
That is actually a good damn question. I wish I knew the answer to that so I could prevent it from happening. Too many stories involving morning wood. A good bit of them don't have good endings.
roronoa3000
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Cause they dream of SpexyAshleigh. :angels:
SpexyAshleigh
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What an idiot!! you did well haha. maybe you are too hot in bed and thats why he couldnt hold more than a minute...
Yes, I asked him plenty of times but he viewed oral sex as "foreplay" and not a way for me to orgasm. He'd go down for maybe two minutes and then complain that he was "tired" and wanted to get on with it. Lazy ass motherfucker.
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