Ask me (PirateKing) any question you want...

[PirateKing]

I finally decided to cave in and let people ask me questions. I know all you are dying to know more about me. So go ahead, I will answer your questions to the best of my ability. :hatsoff:

 

[on]

are you king of the pirates or a king that has chosen to be a pirate, also do you have a parrot, and what is it's name?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Have you ever gotten a blowjob in exchange for crack? Have you ever given a blowjob in exchange for crack? :blowjob:

 

[PirateKing]

are you king of the pirates or a king that has chosen to be a pirate, also do you have a parrot, and what is it's name?

I was king of a monarchy for a day until I was driven out by a rebellion. I took refuge on the high seas and began to slowly build my own empire out there on the treacherous waters. I currently command a crew of over 8,000,000 men and the whole sea is my territory. Not too bad considering the ocean covers about 70% of the earth.

So to answer your question, both. :hatsoff:

Have you ever gotten a blowjob in exchange for crack? Have you ever given a blowjob in exchange for crack? :blowjob:

I have mostly been on the recieving but sometimes you gotta give too. I highly recommend the first. You haven't truly experienced a blow job until you get one from a toothless crack whore. All gums. :thumbsup:

 

[turtle825]

Autobots or Decepticons?

 

[on]

I was king of a monarchy for a day until I was driven out by a rebellion. I took refuge on the high seas and began to slowly build my own empire out there on the treacherous waters. I currently command a crew of over 8,000,000 men and the whole sea is my territory. Not too bad considering the ocean covers about 70% of the earth.

So to answer your question, both. :hatsoff:

thank you, but what about the parrot?

 

[Boothbabe]

You're kidnapped, tied down and tortured. You're kidnappers make you choose between taking your eyes out or cutting your penis off. Wich one would you choose?

 

[PirateKing]

thank you, but what about the parrot?

Parrots are so cliche. I have a vicious mongoose on my shoulder. He'll eat a man's face if I give him the command. Can a parrot do that? Hehe, not well I'm sure....

You're kidnapped, tied down and tortured. You're kidnappers make you choose between taking your eyes out or cutting your penis off. Wich one would you choose?

Please do take my eyes. Seeing is overrated anyhow. Hearing porn is enough as long as I still have something to whack off. It would also give me an excuse to wear my sunglasses at night.

 

[BlueBalls]

No. I won't, I'm taking a stand for I say ENOUGH! Enough with this nonsense. We the good people of the FreeOnes will not stand for it anymore, the time has come to put an end to this broken set of tears once and for all! You and I both know that this fad was long past its sell by date when Bree Olsen was raping us all for votes like the god damn sex offender we all know she is! But to continue on creating new ever more monotonous threads for less and less interesting people is madness.

So no PK I will not be asking you any questions this afternoon, I do not feel that you are worthy of my attention. Nor do I feel any need to ask any of you other publicity whores any questions on your own threads. For I may be the only real hero left in this world. I am standing up to these threads of oppression and putting my life on the line to cast off these shackles and walk through the sands of the internet desert as a free man for the first time in god knows how many months because we all know this should have died the moment the contest was over and we were left panting on the side walk with sharp pains shooting throughout our lower abdomen bleeding into the gutter, crying like a good little rape victim who of course would never dream of going to go to the authorities to report these actions; who's just going to go home, get drunk and cry them self to sleep in the full knowledge that the stink will never come off no matter how much you scrub at it.

PK, you have been warned. I'm sure now that one person has changed course and set off on his own others will follow. You and your brethren cannot continue this abomination unabated. It has been too long. You all should have let it die when you had the chance, but no you got greedy like all good monkeys do, you wanted more and of course we as a collective were happy to oblige for a time. But my friend that time has been and gone. You're finished here, you and your kind. It's over for you. Learn to accept it and this transitional process will run a lot smoother for all of us.

So long... :hatsoff:

 

[PirateKing]

So does that mean you're not going to make a thread? You know you want to.

So long... :hatsoff:

Will I ever see you again?

 

[LukeEl]

How come you and Blueballs can't stop this a fussin and a feudin and get down to some lovin?

 

[on]

what happened to my camel thread?

 

[PirateKing]

How come you and Blueballs can't stop this a fussin and a feudin and get down to some lovin?

No, things are best as they are now.

what happened to my camel thread?

It probably got bumped to the second page.:wave:

Also, what camel thread?

 

[Skyraider22]

Okay I will bite how did you get your screen name? I think it is pretty cool.:hatsoff:

 

[Roald]

What are your thoughts about BlueBalls?

 

[Facetious]

You're actually closer to 31 y/o, correct ?


Is this your vessel ? :hatsoff:

 

[georges]

ever visited france?

 

[D-rock]

Have you ever had any conflicts with NinjaKing?

No. I won't, I'm taking a stand for I say ENOUGH! Enough with this nonsense. We the good people of the FreeOnes will not stand for it anymore, the time has come to put an end to this broken set of tears once and for all! You and I both know that this fad was long past its sell by date when Bree Olsen was raping us all for votes like the god damn sex offender we all know she is! But to continue on creating new ever more monotonous threads for less and less interesting people is madness.

On the plus side, at least at least the continuing of the threads like this shows just how much of a mockery the whole Bree Olsen thing was. Every member that does it after she did at least knows what it is, and is just in essence keeping up the joke. :1orglaugh (I do think the joke is getting a little old now though.)

 

[Gordar]

No. I won't, I'm taking a stand for I say ENOUGH! Enough with this nonsense. We the good people of the FreeOnes will not stand for it anymore, the time has come to put an end to this broken set of tears once and for all! You and I both know that this fad was long past its sell by date when Bree Olsen was raping us all for votes like the god damn sex offender we all know she is! But to continue on creating new ever more monotonous threads for less and less interesting people is madness.

So no PK I will not be asking you any questions this afternoon, I do not feel that you are worthy of my attention. Nor do I feel any need to ask any of you other publicity whores any questions on your own threads. For I may be the only real hero left in this world. I am standing up to these threads of oppression and putting my life on the line to cast off these shackles and walk through the sands of the internet desert as a free man for the first time in god knows how many months because we all know this should have died the moment the contest was over and we were left panting on the side walk with sharp pains shooting throughout our lower abdomen bleeding into the gutter, crying like a good little rape victim who of course would never dream of going to go to the authorities to report these actions; who's just going to go home, get drunk and cry them self to sleep in the full knowledge that the stink will never come off no matter how much you scrub at it.

PK, you have been warned. I'm sure now that one person has changed course and set off on his own others will follow. You and your brethren cannot continue this abomination unabated. It has been too long. You all should have let it die when you had the chance, but no you got greedy like all good monkeys do, you wanted more and of course we as a collective were happy to oblige for a time. But my friend that time has been and gone. You're finished here, you and your kind. It's over for you. Learn to accept it and this transitional process will run a lot smoother for all of us.

So long... :hatsoff:

Let me guess, you're going to start your own ask me thread as well? :1orglaugh

 

[PirateKing]

What are your thoughts about BlueBalls?

I think he may be an alien that has been sent to freeones to study our sexual habits.

You're actually closer to 31 y/o, correct ?


Is this your vessel ? :hatsoff:

Nope that's just my decoy. "Pirate king" is only a title. It's hardly an appropriate name for a boat. I feel sorry for the fisherman though. He was probably descended upon by ninjas shortly after the picture was taken.

ever visited france?

Nope.

Have you ever had any conflicts with NinjaKing.

Not since I made that fucker walk the plank. He'll be back though....