Ask God for Something...

[Nester6]

Anything at all.


I want an army of little plastic G.I. Joe guys that follow my every command.

Thanks

Your pal,
Moses KFD

Might as well talk to yourself!

 

[Elwood70]

My life back...

 

[Lust]

im going to pass on asking god for something for me. instead, when Elwood gets his life back i ask that he gets a Gibson Les Paul Artisan to go with it. but...since i dont believe in god, this is kind of a shallow gesture on my part

 

[curtis_porno]

hahah

 

[shaggydude]

a brand new glockenspiel!!!

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

cash in a winning lottery ticket for the worlds record highest pay off ever.
a very long healthy and active life - and many beautiful women who will fuck my brains out and then go home.

 

[welcome1_1985]

a lamborghini lp670sv

 

[ezteban]

...to help Petra by giving personally the Miss Freeones 2010's prize ! :yesyes:

 

[emceeemcee]

I'd ask him/her/it to do my dishes. Forever.

 

[Spleen]

I'm going traveling around the world for a while, I'd ask him to make sure I don't fuck up and do something stupid, like spend £5000 on nothing but ******** and partying.


You'd better take care of me, Lord. Because if you don't, you're going to have ME on your hands.

 

[PornKhaos]

Dear God, Please let me win the Lottery. Just once. Thats enough for me.

 

[wanger007]

allow me to win the lottery

 

[LukeEl]

My own Green Lantern ring

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, armed with an Antimatter Warhead.

 

[JayJohn85]

A holodeck with all the latest XXX programs.

 

[drf]

A good woman, a lifetime supply of Jameson Irish *******, all the chronic I can smoke, and be a bestselling author of allegorical science fiction.
Modest wants, you know.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I want the power to turn anything I'd like into chocolate.

That way, when the fucker on the subway says, "eat me," I can have the last laugh.

 

[TheAmazingRed]

A decent job... But God isn't going to help me. Got to do it myself.

 

[freeryan]

Do something!!!!!!!!!

 

[buffman101]

i want a billion dollars, and 5 wives who will be loyal n **** to me forever, hopefully with nice big fake tits and a fake ass like angel lola luv or lupe fuentes!