Ask God for Something...

[geraldhp42]

"The serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to know the difference."

And give Patti some M&M's. She likes those.

 

[BlueBalls]

Immortality

 

[McNab]

Last night I found a stash of long-lost Stacy Moran pics .... thank you God.

 

[BigSwede]

I wanna be filthy, stinking rich and get all the girls I want!
And stop war and starvation.

 

[Member2019]

Sounds like an oxymoron ...

I wanna be filthy, stinking rich and get all the girls I want!
And stop war and starvation.

The two statements sound like an oxymoron put together.
I guess that's why God knows not to give it to you.

 

[ZoWhat]

I want the pizza I just ordered to arrive immediately.

Chef --- you eat a lot of pizza, huh?

I want the cop not to show up at my speeding ticket court so the judge will drop it.

 

[KungFuDude]

God,

Can I have my Princess now? Disney never sent me mine when I was little.

Thanks,
Prince KFD


P.S. Make sure she can sing and dance.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Chef --- you eat a lot of pizza, huh?

Kind of, yeah. After cooking food for customers all day, the last thing you want to do when you get home is cook food for yourself. Thank God for delivery!

 

[free4440273]

I wish to be married to Lisa Chest (please):
http://www.sbcontent.com/sets/bc/lisa_chest_03/02.html?nats=classic:Revfree:BUSTY,

 

[McNab]

^ I'd like to be married to Chloe Vevrier:thumbsup:

 

[hotlikecandy]

from Nickelback's "Rockstar"

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

I wanna be a rockstar

 

[Jagger69]

Winning lotto numbers please. Oh, and peace on earth good will towards men too.

 

[free4440273]

^:1orglaugh Just as an afterthought eh, :1orglaugh

 

[cartman24]

1 Billion dollars *rises Pinky to side of mouth*

 

[BigSwede]

Re: Sounds like an oxymoron ...

The two statements sound like an oxymoron put together.
I guess that's why God knows not to give it to you.

I think I will have to earn it myself.
It would probably be what He wanted to.

 

[D-rock]

The power to bust open walnuts with my bear hands might be handy.

 

[Legzman]

I want god to show himself! Then do something un worldly to prove his real! Till then...I won't believe it!

 

[KungFuDude]

Please protect me from your followers.

And please smite you know who, for you know what.

Amen.

 

[Facetious]

Better health for all !

Riddance of Cancer diabetes and all degerative diseases

riddance of anti - What I like to do lobbys.

 

[YMIHERE]

Dear God, help me find the truth, but spare me of those who are certain of it.