Ask God for Something...

you're not atheist, for one.
#2 God is making the sunset this evening. I'd just take that and be content
 

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you're not atheist, for one.
#2 God is making the sunset this evening. I'd just take that and be content

The sun is actually setting because it's put in it's 8 hours today and it will get in big trouble if it racks up any more overtime this week.
 
All the money I'll ever need...no more, no less.

And for my digital camera to work.

And French Bread pizzas.

And a pony.
 
I want to keep 100% of my pay checks.
OR
I want the machine gun ban lifted.
OR
I want to Quantum Leap into myself at the ripe young age of 13 or so and relive my life from there knowing what I know now. Then come back to my current life without having missed a day...
 
Dear G.

Next time some GI walks past a certain cave in Afghanistan, point it out, and speak through the wind to him, something like "bin Laden's in there..."
 
If we can't have the real peace on Earth forever, as AFA and others have suggested, then I could find some temporary gratification in the simultaneous natural deaths of all the evil losers in the Bush administration (no need to argue over exactly who right here).

Keep in mind, I said "natural deaths" - so heart attack, choking on pretzels, massive strokes, falling off a cliff, whatever - things like that.

I'm in a bad mood, so this is what came to mind.
 
They say all good things eventually come to an end but I wish for Freeones and especially this messageboard to never do that.
 
God, please let my interviews result in me getting a job that pays me enough money and that I will really enjoy.
 
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