Ask a British Person.......
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Yes I saw one, it was a cured leg of pork hoping down the street, it turned to me said hello and told me to follow it and so I did, and im glad I did, because what followed was a magical story of witches, Knights, love and a warning on how to eat pork.
I woke up after this adventure in a pool of my own **** and **** in a field somwhere in Wales, naked and riddled with Halitosis but the locals brought me in and nursed me back to health and taught me the ancient Welsh art of sheep shagging.
Im now very happy with my new life and I have the ghost of a cured leg of pork to thank.
Thank you Terry the cured leg of pork I owe you one. :hatsoff:
What does that have to do with people being British?
Great Britain is the most haunted country in the world.
And it has truly frightening old-school screaming skull and phantom monk-type ghost stories. Not this new age psychic crap that's on TV these days.
Great Britain is the most haunted country in the world.
Lummey matey, I've never heard of that. I think someone's sold you a dummy. :1orglaugh
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I personally **** the term "Great Britain", which of course (as we all know) is England, Scotland, and Wales, and therefore also includes a number of outlying islands such as the Isle of Wight, Anglesey, the Isles of Scilly, the Hebrides, and the island groups of Orkney and Shetland. Trading Standards should get on the case because we're no longer "Great"
Also "United Kingdom"
which includes Northern Ireland and the above. We're no longer "United" with Wales and Scotland both having their own subsidiary governments. I for one would like to see Northern Ireland reunited with Eire for no other reason than the lives it could've saved if we'd have just given it back earlier. It wasn't ours in the first place.
Oh, and I vote for independence for Cornwall. I love their pasties but have no idea what half of the older generation Cornish are actually saying. Cockney is easy-peasy (cheesy peas) compared to these old buggers.
But for me, the Somerset accent is by far and away the best. Oo-Arr mi luverrr. Ah, sweet Somerset (or, pronounced properly to the locals as Zummerzet). And I looooooooooooooooove zummerzet zider (that's Cider to you johnny foreigners) :glugglug: And how's this for crackin good music...I give you...The Wurzels Premium Link Upgrade
And if I have to be referred to as anything I am English, not British. I completely understand why the Scots and Welsh **** it in athletics and tennis. When they win they're British, but when they lose they're Scottish or Welsh. It's not fair.
Rant over. Toodles :hatsoff:
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I personally **** the term "Great Britain", which of course (as we all know) is England, Scotland, and Wales, and therefore also includes a number of outlying islands such as the Isle of Wight, Anglesey, the Isles of Scilly, the Hebrides, and the island groups of Orkney and Shetland. Trading Standards should get on the case because we're no longer "Great"
Also "United Kingdom"
which includes Northern Ireland and the above. We're no longer "United" with Wales and Scotland both having their own subsidiary governments. I for one would like to see Northern Ireland reunited with Eire for no other reason than the lives it could've saved if we'd have just given it back earlier. It wasn't ours in the first place.Oh, and I vote for independence for Cornwall. I love their pasties but have no idea what half of the older generation Cornish are actually saying. Cockney is easy-peasy (cheesy peas) compared to these old buggers.
But for me, the Somerset accent is by far and away the best. Oo-Arr mi luverrr. Ah, sweet Somerset (or, pronounced properly to the locals as Zummerzet). And I looooooooooooooooove zummerzet zider (that's Cider to you johnny foreigners) :glugglug: And how's this for crackin good music...I give you...The Wurzels Premium Link Upgrade
And if I have to be referred to as anything I am English, not British. I completely understand why the Scots and Welsh **** it in athletics and tennis. When they win they're British, but when they lose they're Scottish or Welsh. It's not fair.
Rant over. Toodles :hatsoff:
This dude is definately on his way to becoming Freeones first ever 4-digit Neg Repper.
Smittmaestro
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What the Hell's with the freakin tea breaks?
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I tried giving him some red rep for that last remark, but I've already given him some red for an earlier thread in which he insulted everyone from the US, and apparently I'm not allowed to let him know how much of a douche bag he is more than once every 4,637,829, or however many the magic number is that I have to wait before I can rep him again, stupid posts that he makes. :ban:
dave_rhino
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I'm getting a weird glitch in this thread... It says there is 13 pages but I can't go past 11... Is it just my PC, or is it happening to everyone else?
No, I'm getting the same thing. It's like something out of the Twilight Zone. :eek:
Either that, or our computers have been hitting the crack pipe a little too hard. :dunno:
We've gotta have tea breaks, otherwise we would do a full day's work, and that just isn't cricket :hatsoff:
dick van cock
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It has to do with the sudden disappereance of a divisive member... his posts were deleted, but the software hasn't managed to cut back on the excess pages.
(he had a few posts in this thread :******: )
I've just enjoyed my afternoon tea break (or tiffing as it's sometimes called).
One tea break in the morning for about 15 minutes, and the same length in the afternoon does wonders to your system.
I told you all that England was haunted!!
No ghosts here. :1orglaugh
No, nothing here. Everything is fine. :thumbsup:
One word: Mushrooms.