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Annoyances

When someone sips their drink and makes the coke commercial "ahh" thirst quenching sound every time!!!!
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I fucking HATE the video clips on YouTube that are nothing but someone recording a concert from their cell phone. The video shakes like hell, the sound quality is crap and you can't even hear the fucking song because there are too many fucking morons in the background (cell phone user included) going "WOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOOO" the whole time.
 

Blink

Closed Account
Nothing annoys me more than a very widespread logical impairment. I'm not going to be more specific because a flamefest will result.
 

Facetious

Moderated
That look of disgust / contempt on the faces of the mfgd women in / on the Victoria's Secret Catalogue.

Smile ladies ! WTF ?
 
Movie subtitles that are all in white and you can't read what the fuck they say cause they're white on a white background(I just watched transformers). Seriously, do the directors even watch the final cut? Can't they see you can't read the shit???? Put in some backing context, for the love of god!

Also, ridiculous little dogs that are so fucking neurotic they bark at everything, no matter how much their feeble masters try to make out with them to stop. The other day at work I had encounters with 4 count them 4 such dogs, in one fucking day. I was so close to stepping on the little sons of bitches right in front of their snivelling owners.
 
things that annoy me

-Bad camerawork in porn
-People who think porn is degraiding
-adverts during movies just as it get tence
-no adverts during movies when you gotta take a leak
-when you miss a train by a second
-waking up to the horrible sound of an alarm clock only to find your not on a hawaian beach drinking pina colatas out of a coconut surrounded by nicly tanned women doing a hula dance, but it's the middle of winter, you're fresh out of tea and you're already late for work...
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
$100 bills annoy me. My aunt sent me one for my birthday but...who the fuck is going to accept a $100 bill? (No, I'm not going to the bank)

A case of beer is going to cost me like $13, soooooo, there's no chance the store is going to want to give me $87 in CHANGE. God damnit!!!
 
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