Annoyances
- Thread starter Torre82
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I work in the shoe department and when some dumb bitch can't find the shoe she want's in her size she'll ask if I can check on the computer or in "the system".
1. If you don't see what you want on the shelf that means WE. DON'T. FUCKING. HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's no stockpile of merchandise in the back. Live with it.
2. The computer is not always accurate and even if it says we have one shoe in-stock that shoe could either be stolen or misplaced or the computer is inaccurate. It's like looking for a needle in neighborhood-sized landfill.
3. What the fuck is "the system" anyways? Some all-knowing hivemind computer that is super intelligent and knows the EXACT location of everything in the store?
When these lazy, clueless morons ask about the all-knowing "system" I always think of this:
http://www.starshiptroopers.net/img453.gif
1. If you don't see what you want on the shelf that means WE. DON'T. FUCKING. HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's no stockpile of merchandise in the back. Live with it.
2. The computer is not always accurate and even if it says we have one shoe in-stock that shoe could either be stolen or misplaced or the computer is inaccurate. It's like looking for a needle in neighborhood-sized landfill.
3. What the fuck is "the system" anyways? Some all-knowing hivemind computer that is super intelligent and knows the EXACT location of everything in the store?
When these lazy, clueless morons ask about the all-knowing "system" I always think of this:
http://www.starshiptroopers.net/img453.gif
Going through my subscribed Babe Pages and I'll see an update and it's just someone typing something simple like: very sexy babe, or really sexy girl. And not even leaving any links. Really? You think she's a sexy chick too eh? Well I'm very happy that you share a similar sentiment as others before you. Care to offer anymore constructive thoughts? How about the sky is blue or sleep is relaxing? It's starting to really annoy me because it seems to be happening more frequently with me anyways.
Rogisco
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Amen. And let me add the phrase "case closed," an obnoxious variation of "nuff said."
Rogisco
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At one time or another everyone annoys someone else, but among the things that piss me off:
- Distracted drivers (people who talk on cell phones, eat, or do their makeup while driving).
- Bike messengers who ride on the wrong side of the street.
- People who ask directions at a bus stop or subway station when a map is right in front of them.
- Rude people, especially anyone who's rude to (or who tries to humiliate) a restaurant server.
- Racists (including racism in the porn business).
- Greed (especially corporate greed).
- Computer bullies, the people who post vile stuff online they'd never say to someone in person (I see it here all the time).
- Distracted drivers (people who talk on cell phones, eat, or do their makeup while driving).
- Bike messengers who ride on the wrong side of the street.
- People who ask directions at a bus stop or subway station when a map is right in front of them.
- Rude people, especially anyone who's rude to (or who tries to humiliate) a restaurant server.
- Racists (including racism in the porn business).
- Greed (especially corporate greed).
- Computer bullies, the people who post vile stuff online they'd never say to someone in person (I see it here all the time).
When I run out of coffee
Uneven sliced fingernails
Youtube buffering
Finally: not having a job
Uneven sliced fingernails
Youtube buffering
Finally: not having a job
Because I work in a mall this has been annoying more and more lately.
- Going into a public restroom and someone hasn't flushed the toilet after taking a shit is not only rude but fucking disgusting. I did it as a kid because I thought I was being funny but seriously people grow up! I know it's adults who do it too and I know they wouldn't do that to their own toilets at home. One time I saw a turd so LARGE I literally thought it was a ,(swear on my mother's grave), wooden stake.
- Going into a public restroom and someone hasn't flushed the toilet after taking a shit is not only rude but fucking disgusting. I did it as a kid because I thought I was being funny but seriously people grow up! I know it's adults who do it too and I know they wouldn't do that to their own toilets at home. One time I saw a turd so LARGE I literally thought it was a ,(swear on my mother's grave), wooden stake.
