Oh, here's one..
I live in No 15 M********* Road..so far so good
There is another road going off adjacent to it called M********* Close (same first name, in case you didn't get it)
The Bastards who live at 15 M********* Close, keep ordering Chinese takeaways, pizzas, taxis...etc
Guess who frickin' door they deliver to... yup mine.
I get fucking tired of answering the door to some eejit telling me that my curry / noodles / pizza / taxi has arrived.
One of these days I'll pay the guy and I'll fucking eat it myself....(BASTARDS..they must know I'm on a diet)