Al and Tipper Gore separate after 40 years of marriage

[LukeEl]

He had to get rid of Tipper because she was an inconvient truth...that well he wants to bang manbearpig

 

[Member2019]

It happens ...

That's retarded. If you have lasted for 40 years, there is little to no point in breaking it off now. Just make some adjustments in the way the marriage works. Don't just get divorced.

It happens. You'd be surprised how little politicians have with their family. People change. People lose what they loved. It happens.

The 1994 Republican Congress, many of them touting, "family values," resulted in a great number of divorces as well, several at the typical going rates, including those with infidelity as well as those without any infidelity.

The good thing is that it is a mutual separation, no ill will and many other things. That's what's most important. Everything else is just judgement that doesn't matter.

 

[maildude]

If I had a wife named "Tipper," I'd be worried about my savings account. Or my liquor cabinet.

 

[GregCentauro]

They didn't part as friends. Al left her with a quote she had heard earlier from Frank Zappa:

May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I wonder if Al will retain custody of the internet....

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

i love this guys sense of humor. by the way have any of you seen their latest AP photos... they're both fat as fuck and could use some gym time

Thank ya, sir.

I haven't seen those pics, but if she's as fat as you say, I'm hoping he doesn't get mad and, well, tip 'er.

Oh I kid.

 

[316sherm]

I blame Tipper...she obviously cheated on Al with ManBearPig!

:rofl:

 

[Hot Mega]

Tipper: But Al, why must I give up hairspray too?

Al: Because the flourocarbons...ozone....global...blah, blah, blah...

Tipper: Fuck the world!! I not giving up my damned hairspray!

Al: Fine, have your damned hairspray but I'm keeping the jet, yacht and mansion.:o

 

[Asianlov69]

yes this is sad... they made each other... they complete each other.. it is sad to see their marriage end... I mean two dumbasses needed to be together...

 

[Trident1]

40 years.........and they call it quits. Ooookay whatever. Guess the Wooden Man wants to marry a carbon credit...............or a 20 year old Dominican stripper. Tippy was in the way.

 

[meesterperfect]

yeah its like.....................I got nothin.

 

[shaggydude]

Hopefully he gets hit by a bus next!

 

[ballzano]

Rofl

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I think she found out he likes the cock.

 

[shayd]

Well this is certainly unexpected.

 

[knowone]

Why now???

After being together 40 yrs., I'm sure this couple have been through damn near everything relationship wise. They just moved in to a new place together, so I think theres more to this than just an amicable split. I wonder what's behind this decision really???

Could be Empty nest syndrome.

 

[rockhard]

Change is always good.

 

[roronoa3000]

He found out she voted for Bush and doesn't believe in global warming.

The nerve of that Bitch!!!