Absurd Shopping List: Redux

[Fresno]

dog leash
whip
leather straps
6" High heels
mask
handcuffs

 

[bodie54]

nose hair extensions
a canary that killed a cat
a psychotic retraction
an intravenous pile-o-grahamcrackers

 

[negator]

ham
tramck

 

[Christmas_Ape]

A beer, in a tree.

 

[negator]

shaven hairballs
"Professor Phineas P. Phuckbutter's Lousy Spam Philtre and General-Purpose All-Around Sphincter Ointment"

 

[Christmas_Ape]

moon bra

 

[Fresno]

Space monkeys

 

[negator]

1 horse rotorvator
one trillion debunked rapscallions