300

[Freakybastard]

Yea, the movie isn't entirely accurate - but oh well. It entertainment, not a history lesson. The movie put the key historical points in, but left out stuff too. Oh well, all i care about it the action!

The filmakers themselves said it was not historically accurate and thats what their intention was, it is based on a graphic novel. I liked the movie alot, loved the action scenes, but the scenes with the Queen were a bit overly done and pointless to the story. Definitely my favorite movie so far this year. At least until Grindhouse comes out!!

 

[Gugi22]

average movie

 

[blindswordsman]

I swear that the "hunchback" is the ancestor of Sloth from The Goonies.

 

[fragezeichen]

I plan to go to cinima this weekend, after seeing your words, it should be awesome

 

[dave_rhino]

When the arrows are fired for the first time, and they cover the entire sky, did anyone else notice an image of a womans face in the sky?

 

[juballs]

When the arrows are fired for the first time, and they cover the entire sky, did anyone else notice an image of a womans face in the sky?

re watching it... yes i see what could be that.

the funniest part of this movie IMO, is that huge grey golem thing the persians brought in on chains...

after released, it ******:
0 Spartans
2 Persians

ahahaha... good stuff

 

[dave_rhino]

There were quite a few laugh out loud moments, and a few which probably weren't meant to be funny. Like seeing him fucking his wife doggy style... I've never seen that in a mainstream movie, of course i laughed!

 

[Timbo9627]

the movie was just fucking awsome...period......:thumbsup:

for all those people saying it wasnt true to history....well what movie really is true to history???

 

[-KING-]

The movie was awesom, the only problem i had with it was that the story was too short, but the figt scenes and the dialogue were fantastic

 

[girls_wild]

"I haven't seen 300 yet because I was ****** from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, *****-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these fucking bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start, mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one's there "This is the wrong fucking movie!" I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out."

 

[dave_rhino]

"I haven't seen 300 yet because I was ****** from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, *****-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these fucking bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start, mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one's there "This is the wrong fucking movie!" I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out."

Hhahahaha, where did you read this?

Obviously a joke, but would of been awesome if someone actually did it.

 

[FreeThugz]

Just saw 300 superb and Kelly Craig (The Oracle):rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel:

 

[Violator79]

"I haven't seen 300 yet because I was ****** from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, *****-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these fucking bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start, mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one's there "This is the wrong fucking movie!" I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out."

YES!!!! That is the best thing I've read all month long!!! When I go to work tonight, if I hear the name of my store, I'm gonna say this isn't a store....THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!......be fired tomorrow.:******: