But didn't the one on the left keep an army of orcs under control?
*2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates
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But didn't the one on the left keep an army of orcs under control?
It won't happen. his ideas are good and more popular than anyone ever dreamed but he's not gonna win. I think there will be a challenger to come along that surprises everyone the way Bill Clinton did in 92. Hillary isn't doing well and she is very vulnerable. The reality is that if a democrat loses the general election then they put out a bad candidate. The election is the democrat's election to lose so essentially they only need a passable candidate while the right needs a superstar.
such a great FACTUAL post! Minnesota is a great state and Minneapolis is one of my favorite cities in the US.
Ace Boobtoucher
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Agree Fiorina did well. Let's see how she fares if/when she gets elevated to the grown up table.
Kudos to the panel for not just teeing up a bunch of softball questions. I hope the dems follow suit.
Several of the candidates did a bang up job competing over who had the most humble beginnings. Apparently this is a powerful selling point.
impressions:
Trump - Epic fail. Thanks for playing. Back to reality shows and manufacturing ties in China.
Bush - Solidified his position as the most "electable" Republican candidate. Was really put off by the way he framed his answer to the Iraq invasion question, but otherwise thought he did well.
Christie - Seemed to gain some ground but has a whole lot more to make up. Still tends to be overly emotional, and his priority to grow our already gignormous defense budget doesn't figure to play too well in the general election. Appeared to stomp Paul pretty soundly in their standoff, but from what I've read he wasn't actually appointed U.S. Attorney on 9/10/01, so :dunno:
Carson - Intelligent, earnest fellow who made the best quip of the night but is too much the holy roller and clearly hopelessly in over his head.
Cruz - I didn't realize until last night just how much of a lunatic this guy might be. Yikes. Arguably also the most staged/rehearsed of the 10. Good luck keeping all of those "first day in office" promises, Ted
Paul - Tried from the get go to be the tough guy but didn't succeed.
Kasich - Meh. Fared reasonably well but wasn't inspiring.
Rubio - Did ok but seems a little unpolished yet. Maybe next time. Maybe a VP slot.
Walker - Fairly ho hum effort. Don't get a presidential feel from this guy at all. Another fundy Christian who's stances on social issues figure to bury him, no matter how much he tries to deflect.
Huckabee - I suspect at some point in time there have been bodies buried under this guy's house lol But seriously folks, he should concentrate his energies on evangelist preaching. That's his wheelhouse.
I think you did a nice job with the summary.
I can't remember when I was less impressed by any of the candidates. I don't see us having a good option for 2016. I'd like to think that it will be a Sanders-Carson or Sanders-Christie election, but doubt it.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Ellen Page bringing a knife to a gun fight with Ted Cruz was one of the most entertaining things I've seen today. He made her look dumber than she usually looks and that's no small feat.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Hair Plugs Biden, is he in?
That's what she said!
That's what she said!
Supafly
Retired Mod
That is from the same schoolbook as the Mexico Border - Make them pay for what you want to have. Donald is truly a business master.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Bernie Sanders sounds like Larry David's imitation of George Steinbrenner on Seinfeld. "He was only attracted to lactating women, but he's fine now. Of course, he eats a lot of cheese." That sounds exactly like something Sanders would say.
I'm listening to Morning Joe this morning while getting ready to go to work. Just hearing the candidates that are running make me cringe and have thoughts I never thought I'd have.
This is all my opinion and wandering thoughts...
Hilary Clinton seems like a corrupt beast. She can't honestly talk about her email issue and I have to believe that is a small example of larger issues. I hope she never holds any office again.
The Republican field makes me cringe. I'm amused by Trump, but I think he would make many mistakes as an executive and cost people's lives and the country too much money. Other may vote for him, I will not.
Looking at the rest of the Republicans - Christie, I like in some ways, but he isn't going any where. Rubio, Cruz, Santorum, Pataki, Fiorina, Paul, etc - No use for them.
O'Malley - no use for him.
So, that leaves me with two people. Sanders and Carson.
Sanders is a little too radical in some ways for me, but I do think he is focused on the good of the people. I actually think some of his policies are good one.
Carson is too religious for me. I view his statements as less insane than other people do. I think he is not a politician and that is why he says the dopey things he does. People think he is off the tracks because of his beliefs. I believe he is a man of science and faith and that is the conflict we see. I'm out of patience for either side not having acceptance of others beliefs and points of view. So, none of that bothers me. I believe he is a also looking for the good of the people. I think some of this thoughts are practical as well.
I don't believe that either Sanders or Carson could be effective. The Republicans and Democrats would destroy either one of them. They are better of personally not being president. They wouldn't' get anything done because of the machines in place and their reputations would be destroyed.
So, where did my wandering mind go for a solution? Joe (Jar Jar) Biden. He knows the game. He is a bit of a dumb ass, but in this craziness he may do the least amount of harm out of anyone else that is running.
If someone sees a Teddy Roosevelt in the entire pack, please point him out to me.
"There is nothing wrong with being shallow, so long as you're insightful about it." Dennis Miller
Of course that is just my opinion, I could be wrong
This is all my opinion and wandering thoughts...
Hilary Clinton seems like a corrupt beast. She can't honestly talk about her email issue and I have to believe that is a small example of larger issues. I hope she never holds any office again.
The Republican field makes me cringe. I'm amused by Trump, but I think he would make many mistakes as an executive and cost people's lives and the country too much money. Other may vote for him, I will not.
Looking at the rest of the Republicans - Christie, I like in some ways, but he isn't going any where. Rubio, Cruz, Santorum, Pataki, Fiorina, Paul, etc - No use for them.
O'Malley - no use for him.
So, that leaves me with two people. Sanders and Carson.
Sanders is a little too radical in some ways for me, but I do think he is focused on the good of the people. I actually think some of his policies are good one.
Carson is too religious for me. I view his statements as less insane than other people do. I think he is not a politician and that is why he says the dopey things he does. People think he is off the tracks because of his beliefs. I believe he is a man of science and faith and that is the conflict we see. I'm out of patience for either side not having acceptance of others beliefs and points of view. So, none of that bothers me. I believe he is a also looking for the good of the people. I think some of this thoughts are practical as well.
I don't believe that either Sanders or Carson could be effective. The Republicans and Democrats would destroy either one of them. They are better of personally not being president. They wouldn't' get anything done because of the machines in place and their reputations would be destroyed.
So, where did my wandering mind go for a solution? Joe (Jar Jar) Biden. He knows the game. He is a bit of a dumb ass, but in this craziness he may do the least amount of harm out of anyone else that is running.
If someone sees a Teddy Roosevelt in the entire pack, please point him out to me.
"There is nothing wrong with being shallow, so long as you're insightful about it." Dennis Miller
Of course that is just my opinion, I could be wrong
Why am I not jerking off to a parody series of Trump's wives and daughter cuckolding and gang banging with every kind of immigrant? While the Don is giving Megyn Kelly some apolodick and sticking it to Palin as they all grunt incoherent bullshit? Seriously, it'd be great to see more BBC Obama porn too, let him get balls deep in every Trump lady. This shit writes itself, get on it porn industry.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Do yourself a favor and follow this guy on twitter. He's a goddamn American treasure.
Supafly
Retired Mod
It is only a matter of time. And one Trump porn parody is already in the making
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I know a lot of you twunts have been wondering who I would endorse in 2016. Wonder no more.
I myself will be supporting Limberbutt McCubbins
I know a lot of you twunts have been wondering who I would endorse in 2016. Wonder no more.
I case you wondered where Mel Brooks came up with the name of his Governor role in Blazing Saddles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane
and yes you usually are full of hot air
