I know BSS. You're a better fan than me because you root for local teams. In my defense, the 9ers have been shit my entire sports concious life besides the past two years and a Super Bowl when I was in grade 5 that I couldn't really appreciate. I was on here thumping my chest with Smith, Troy fucking Smith, JT O Sullivan, Dilfer, Rattay, etc. The Jays have also been shit since I was 6 years old. I just follow who my family followed. As a kid I see Magic Johnson, Yzerman and Steve Young tearing it up! Kids jump on the bangwagon. I stayed on it. It helped that I was often in Los Angeles and had family giving me championship memorabilia from the 80's, which I still have. Also, the Lakers were relatively trash until Shaq came. Playoff bound but never real contenders.
I could jump on the Pistons/Lions/Tigers bandwagon though. The Pistons are winners "historically". The Tigers are heavyweights and the Lions are on the up with one of the best players on the planet. Would you be happy if I was a bandwagon fan for local teams only?
The Wings are due for a huge drop off. The Lakers are just as shit as your Wolves and the Jays haven't made the playoffs since 1792. But it's ok. Those are my teams and if they never win anything for the rest of my life, they'll still be my teams.