What the hell...?
--The UIC Flames are officially the best team in Chicago. I mean Illinois. They ended a losing streak, ending a winning streak, and gave first-year coach Howard Moore a win against a ranked opponent. At one point, the Flamers didn't empty a field goal for eleven minutes. Plus they've ranked low in most Horizon League stats. And the other ranked team they've played--Pittsburgh--womped them by 43 points. If the campus at UIC sinks into Hell, I think we know what happened.
--Ohio State Frosh Fenom Jared Sullinger scored 30 points to lead the Buckeyes in a win against a QUALITY opponent in SC. More impressively is that OSU out rebounded the usually board-busting Cocks 44-35. Coach Darrin Horn credited Ohio State's experience...forgetting JS is still in baccalaureatte courses.
--Give props to the UCLA Bruins for offing the ranked BYU Cougars 86-79 in a game that was dedicated to the late John Wooden. Wooden could not be reached for comment, as he is presently coaching God's Good Guys team in Heaven.
--The Zags beat Baylor in an "upset" involving Baylor 68-64. Bears coach Scott Drew gave the 'Dogs all the credit, adding "After all, we're only Baylor. Dammit."
--Finally. Kansas freshman Josh Selby gave his best impression of his hero Gene Simmons following his team's victory over USC:
At least the freshman are looking alot better but damn it Roy Williams, play Kendell Marshall!!! 
. I hate Duke like the British hate Americans.
