15 Year Old Boy asks Lindsey Vonn to Homecoming Dance

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
So what? I went to my freshman prom with Mary Lou Retton.

OK, it turned out to be some short middle-aged dude dressed like Mary Lou Retton, but man, he gave me the best blo...ah, I mean, what?
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I asked Oingo Boingo to mine.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Good for him. I guess all the attractive athletes were busy that day. :dunno:

Now, if he'd pulled Alex Morgan, I'd be impressed.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
So I still may have a Chance getting Martina Navertolova to be my date for my highschool's 20th reunion.
 

MILF Man

milf n' cookies
How cool that Lindsey accepted his offer! She's very sexy! Congrats to him cause it will be a prom he'll never forget.
 
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