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Looks like the sky is fucking the earth again.

Should be the Detroit Lions. Next five seasons are over already.

Wish mine was three times the length of my thumb.

Does this mean my pillow is going to rape me?

Ginger's can't go to outer space. They don't have souls.

Didn't Brazil also advertise about the merits of peeing in the shower?

U.S. is just a stop over for the promised land of Canada.

Zombies are mostly a threat in large urban areas where the infection can spread quickly. I think vampires are more dangerous over all given the fact that they can think. To bad whiny emo pre-teen retards have neutered them.

I think the U.S. should repeal the 16th Amendment and do away with all forms of income tax. It is unconstitutional, which is why an amendment had to be made in order to do it. As a democratic society, you should be able to keep all the income you earn and not have to pay a portion of it to the...

Hope she's not too innocent.

I hate how when I post stuff like that on my facebook nobody responds anymore. Just like nobody cares when I wander into a room with my pants around my ankles.

Batman's a dick.

Tail envy, the new psychological theory.

Nice bike?

Its a weird feeling doing that, so whatever helps after the first time, I say do it.

Nasty, he touched the floor of a men's room with his hands.

I wonder if this is at the same school they had to put the sign up about jacking off in the showers.

Finally, instructions I can follow.

I use a ruler made out of legoes. I replaced the 4 inch mark with the 9 inch mark.

A lot cheaper to just swing the kid with your arms.

Guy in the green shirt never washed his hand again.

Hope that jerk spent the night in the hospital after that.

I'll invest in that.

So is that chick in the back ground going to let that massive boner go to waste?

Bet its a scratch and sniff bronze. Smell her first poop while admiring its girth.

Its more fun than Church.

Canada has the best flannel shirts.

Porn has taught me that women constantly fake having orgasms with me.

Get a job, grouch.

Why swim in a pool if you can't pee in it?

German porn gets even stranger.

Should have slapped that ass and yelled, "I'm Barak Obama, bitch."

We all know advertisers invented the time machine back in 1985 and go back in time to get great footage to sell their products.

It moved when he smiled at me.

I like those pants.

So to face your fear of chickens, you throw dork dressed as a giant chicken at the person. Its a real life What about Bob moment.

There used to be bat poop in mascara. Its what caused all the clumping.

That crab is in heaven right now. Beer twice his size and a cigarette that just goes on and on.

My moon is blindingly pale with a lot of hair on it.

Its the next action movie staring Steven Seagal.

Be careful of the one dude eyeing your junk.

I'd like to see a squirrel masturbate and then compare our techniques. Wonder if he switches hands when one gets tired too.

Looks like that thin crap used at hotels.

So how would it work if I was to do her?

Why leave the shower when you are shit on? Anyways Stan Bush is the man and I'd like to see the What What in the Butt guy sing the Touch.

Is that from some strange dental fetish site?

That's the gift I keep asking Santa for. No way I'm giving him that.

She has the assets to be a weather lady.

Since that chicken shack is a Church, can they get married there? Have the deep frier be the best man.

lol so what is the next vehicle to tumble in that water to get them?