This will be a lifetime insurance of no lump of coal for rest of your life

[~~whimsy~~]

Go on ahead. Try it. See the results for yourself.

 

[L3ggy]

But... That a human! :eeew:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ommm... I'm telling Alisa you said ewwwwww to human girls!

 

[L3ggy]

She's an exception

 

[garyclone]

That's the gift I keep asking Santa for. No way I'm giving him that.

 

[Justanothergirl]

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Asianlov69]

mmmm milk and pie... great time to be a fat man...

 

[dbradford8589]

I'm Santa So that works for me.

 

[Red Spyder]

I tried it but Santa got very upset to find me lying down naked next to a glass of milk, and so now every December 25th I get enough coal to have a BBQ!

 

[Born2Jizz]

Why does it look like she's lying in a puddle of blood? :dunno:

 

[StanScratch]

I tried that one year, too. Should have seen where he put the coal.
Best christmas of my life.

 

[Member442]

Ommm... I'm telling Alisa you said ewwwwww to human girls!

She's an exception

Thank you L3ggy:kiss:


Well if Santa doesn't like it I'll take have a taste Mrs Clause likes things took you know.

 

[BlueBalls]

Uhm....I can wax my asshole for Santa if he wants, I'll pretend to be asleep and everything. :shy:

Naked females are too few on the ground around these parts lately to offer them up to a fat old man.

 

[davs78]

Hmmm, slipping it into a sleeping woman?

 

[Skyraider22]

Fuck the milk.Best cookies ever

 

[tittenman]

We already employ that tactic in our house! Just cant resist the cookies myself!

 

[tartanterrier]

That looks more moorish than the cookies