Zombies Vs Vampires: A Scientific Comparison

[tittenman]

:dunno::surprise:

 

[StanScratch]

I beg to differ. Zombies can fly.
Landing, they have problems with.

 

[dbradford8589]

After those stupid Twilight movies apparantly Vampires can come out during the day now.

 

[Member442]

After those stupid Twilight movies apparantly Vampires can come out during the day now.

Now that kills everything A vampire is

I like the old vamps better. If Choosing from today Zombies win hands down.

 

[Asianlov69]

I hate vampires that sprakle...

 

[316sherm]

I hate zombies that spackle...
:rofl2:

 

[garyclone]

Zombies are mostly a threat in large urban areas where the infection can spread quickly. I think vampires are more dangerous over all given the fact that they can think. To bad whiny emo pre-teen retards have neutered them.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

After those stupid Twilight movies apparantly Vampires can come out during the day now.

after those twilight movies vampires ceased to be badass creatures that deserve fear and respect from mere mortals...

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Zombies aren't hard to kill.

 

[bustybbwlover]

Zombies aren't hard to kill.

even zombie jesus?

 

[L3ggy]

Zombies aren't hard to kill.

Then I take it that you haven't fought a Crimson Head.

 

[Darksquid]

Zombies are mostly a threat in large urban areas where the infection can spread quickly. I think vampires are more dangerous over all given the fact that they can think. To bad whiny emo pre-teen retards have neutered them.

the fact that zombies can't think is why they are dangerous, they are infectious, mindless killing machines, ang they arn't queer emos!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

the fact that zombies can't think is why they are dangerous, they are infectious, mindless killing machines, ang they arn't queer emos!

plus the whole strength in numbers thing...the more they kill, the greater their numbers become!

 

[Born2Jizz]

I said it before and I'll say it again.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

(zombie fans... )

 

[L3ggy]

You're actually bringing realism into fiction?

 

[Born2Jizz]

You're actually bringing realism into fiction?

Maaaaaaaybe...:shy::dunno:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Forgot the part about vampires who begin to sparkle when the get their buttholes tickled.

 

[LukeEl]

What about a Yeti?

 

[freeoneskutti]

that cracked me up!