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    ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

    Some good follow-up stories. I like this round-bottomed woman described above. Please say she also had a hairy pussy.
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    ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

    Squallumz, funny you should say, "hairy vags freak me out but I've never walked away from one." Bald vags freak me out, but I too have never walked away from one. Since you never exploited the internet for sex (2 girls is a very chivalrous number for total AOL/Facebook hook-ups) you ended up...
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    ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

    Ha! I've often wondered how much of Denny's business could be attributed to AOL, etc. where people need an all-night public place to meet so they can decide if they want to follow through with kicking it at one of their places. I've never really liked the food. (Heck most of the time I...
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    ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

    Sounds like AIM really paid off for you. Very happy for you. Never had any girlfriends from AOL. Though several of them I tried to move things further along. Something about meeting at Denny's and 69-ing the same night you meet online I guess makes the girls take you less seriously. I had...
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    ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

    Agreed Squallumz. Same time I started. But I'm sure you were able to make up for lost time and get with multiple partners. I think I hooked up or f**ed at least 35 women from AOL alone btw 1998 and 2003.
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    ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

    YES, PROFVOLUPTUARY. AOL in the 21st century. I'm not saying we didn't have chatting in the 20th Century even going back to the 80's. (Although the earliest I had those capabilities was in the late nineties.) I'm just aying, there was no such thing as Facebook in 2001. So in a sense it was...
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    ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

    Mine took place in ~2001. In the days before Facebook there was aol. I met a girl the same night I started chatting with her. She invited me straight over to her apartment - no meeting in a public place, restaurant. She was ~250 lbs. and I was weighing in at a whopping 127 at the time. This was...
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    Small Cock or Premature Ejac. Humiliation / Laughing at either Small Dick or Premature Ejaculation

    Re: laughing at guy Thanks, Cumshot fan. Glad you got a kick out of it. I must admit I did my share of laughing too when Laura shot Katie in the tits with my cumshot.
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    Small Cock or Premature Ejac. Humiliation / Laughing at either Small Dick or Premature Ejaculation

    Re: laughing at guy Have any of you guys ever experienced an actual cfnm / laughing at guy type thing in reality? I think the reason why I have such a fetish for this kind of video is it did happen to me in college. I was friends with two roommates, Katie and Laura, who had an apartment in a...
  10. J

    ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

    I still think mine is one of the hottest porno-esque stories and sure to make a chubby chaser out of the most anti-fat dude.
  11. J

    Who is this creamy girl with the hairy bush?

    Mmmmm, great pic. Did you guys get a load of those pussy lips?!
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    Cunnilingus position I invented

    For those of you who didn't understand the mechanics of the position, I am sorry if I was unclear. We're both lying on our backs. Imagine the top of her head as a compass needle facing north. Imagine my head as a compass needle facing south. I am scooted up further so that my face can reach...
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    Cunnilingus position I invented

    This is a tip for first dates (or second if you're with a prude). I am sure that I didn't "invent" this position, but I've never heard any of my friends recount a story with it (until after I told them I used it). But if it is of interest, I'll share it. I've been married for a couple of years...
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    Impressed by cumshot

    Bump
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    Guy taking off girl's panties, eats pussy

    Doggone - it may be a porn site, but I guess I just didn't expect the violence contained in that message. But, I'm chilled. I'm over it.
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    Guy taking off girl's panties, eats pussy

    Thanks Deathproof for responding to my post. I love that first spreading of the legs. Even as a married man. When I was single I really loved it because I would always think, 'Here it comes ... I'm about to see it ... another pussy ... oh yeah, there it is, it just winked at me.' I know, I...
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    camera inside vagina

    I can't believe this is all there is - I've seen this same educational video for three years now. I thought for sure internal cameras would become the wave of the future. Standard sex scenes but with internal goings ons edited in. I don;t understand why this technology has never made it past...
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    Guy taking off girl's panties, eats pussy

    Blue Balls - whoa, that was uncalled for. I don't see how my original post made you perceive me to be a stalking rapist. Your description is quite misplaced as it would relate to me. But enough of that. Frankly, I don't care what anyone thinks about me. I just want pictures of what I...
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    Guy taking off girl's panties, eats pussy

    I don't know about you guys, but when I was single I used to love that point in a first hook up with a girl where I would get to take off her panties and see her vagina for the first time. Her legs would spread involuntarily to assist my taking off her underwear and I would proceed to g down...
  20. J

    Hetero Guys shooting cum in their own face/Self Facial

    Thanks for the bump, Texastoast!
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    Hetero Guys shooting cum in their own face/Self Facial

    Hey if a girl is a cum freak and wants to see the farthest shot possible who am I to deprive her of that? You bet I'm going to try!
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    Question for all the lovers of hairy women?

    Haha! Coleman. You've got that sixth sense like me. You can look at a pussy and know what it smells like. And I agree with you about Maryam. I (and I'm sure you) have been with enough Maryam's to know how deliciously musky that vagina would be.
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    HAIRY PUSSY PICS

    Re: hairy pussy? I'll admit the ass hair might get a little much if I were in a committed relationship with the girl in the first pic, but I wouldn't want her to throw out the baby with the bathwater and get rid of all of that glorious pussy hair. hate to say it but I've come across some even...
  24. J

    Delayed Cumshot / Jizz "BOMB"

    Ha! These are priceless. Nothing's original. I thought I invented this technique when I was single in my 20's. I used to squeeze my cock when I was orgasming to produce a bigger launch if I thought I might have a weak cumshot (masturbated earlier in the day, that sort of thing). I didn't...
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    Impressed by cumshot

    I think what I like most about these clips is that they are, ironically, more realistic than most porn where the females just moan while the guy cums. Every time I've shot a 'Peter North' load, whether in high school, college, my twenties, etc. it was always met with an "Oh my G-d," or "That's...
  26. J

    Hairy Chubby Hottie (does anyone know who she is???)

    I don't know her name, but that's a real lady's vagina on a cute young-looking girl.
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    Name this hairy pussy please

    Uggghhh, it's a shame what's deemed "hairy" these days. The girl is obviously trimmed both in length and surface area, but because she has some existence of hair on her crotch she's a "hairy" model, porn star. There are no shades of gray in porn are there?
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    Shaved, trimmed, or hairy? Fav Pussy Look

    Hairy, hairy, hairy. I've had shaved and for whatever reason, they always smell. I know people complain about hairy pussies stinking, but I've never experienced that.
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    Is This Pussy Too Hairy?

    Not too hairy by any means. in fact to reiterate what a previous poster said, I too could use even more hair on that vagina.
  30. J

    Hetero Guys shooting cum in their own face/Self Facial

    This happened to me in college. A girl in my dorm gave me a handjob. I shot myself in in the cheek. She thought it was hilarious. I didn't find it as funny when I found out she told her roommate (didn't know how that kind of reputation would play out). Turned outit worked beautifully. The...
  31. J

    College group fucks?

    Anyone have college group fucks or 'staged' videos made to look like spur of the moment fuck fests in college dorms?
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    Small Cock or Premature Ejac. Humiliation / Laughing at either Small Dick or Premature Ejaculation

    Re: laughing at guy The second one was what I'd like to see more of - any more of these?
  33. J

    Group handjobs where girls act surprised or cheer when guy cums

    COme on guys, no one has any?
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    The Biggest Chick you ever Fucked?

    Haha Forummoderegulator! Nope, never got a blowjob from a fat chick or otherwise in an alley. Must have been someone else you saw! Wouldn't be the nastiest thing I'd ever done so I'd be honest if that did ever happen. As much fun (and as informative for others) as it would be to fuck a fat...
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    Group handjobs where girls act surprised or cheer when guy cums

    Anyone have any links to these? I've usually seen this sort of thing on cfnm sites or humiliation type forums. But I get a kick out of amateur chicks or stars 'acting' like it's a one-time-thing they're doing at a bachelorette party getting all excited, cheering, saying things like "We want to...
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    The Biggest Chick you ever Fucked?

    Good attitude Vodkavictim. I've rarely met a fat girl with a mean-spirited personality. Some may say - callously - that they can't afford to be bitchy, but I think it's almost genetic. Like they're genetically big boned and that's linked with a cheerier disposition. I think this positive...
  37. J

    Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe and Rat Pack all had orgies

    Ehra Bawbby, if uuuhhhh you cahn get yaw cauk out of Marilyn for a second aww two, call uhhh Jackie to tell John Joonyuuh to go to bed. I wooood, baht, ahhzz ou cahn see I just shawt my load and I hahve to get this young lady a towel.
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    Would you go down on a Hairy Pussy ???

    The question for me would be, "Would you eat out a shaved vagina?". My answer would be, "Yes, i have and I would again ... disappointedly." I prefer eating out a hairy vagina. A shaved vagina lacks the variation of texture and color you get right up in your face when going down on a girl with...
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    "Pull-out fountain" cumshot (cowgirl above ejaculation)

    The above pull out cum fountain in clips 3 and 4 of http://www.theclassicpornmovies.com/preview/60-80s-153hairy/index.html was the exact shot I accomplished probably 20 years after this video was made. My chick was just as blonde and attractive, but she was 170 lbs., and she moved at the end to...
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    "Pull-out fountain" cumshot (cowgirl above ejaculation)

    I stand corrected. This is probably the best pull out reverse cowgirl cum fountain I've ever seen. And the girl is hot. Her pussy is mousy brown/blonde and she has awesome labia. I love girls like these who have a teenage look, but a 'ladies' vagina' down below. See clips 3 and 4 for the...
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    Who loves hairy pussies?

    I keep hearing about this "mass shaving," but for as long as I was single even the girls you would think for sure would be shaved had pubic hair, and usually lots of it. I'm not saying they didn't do any shaving or clipping, but by porn standards they would be considered "hairy." Of course...
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    Nonchalant Porn

    I would say another example is 1974's Teenage Stepmother with Darby lloyd Raines, jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, and Day Jason. The actors are all practically laughing through the dialogue and you can tell they're all having a good time with each other. It's a shoestring plot that no one takes...
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    "Pull-out fountain" cumshot (cowgirl above ejaculation)

    andi.nu, now that's exactly what is meant by a "pull-out fountain cumshot." Great addition to this thread. in fact, much rep to andi.nu for providing I think the best example. It's retro (probably early 80's), but this is the way cumshots used to be and the way they still should be. I always...
  44. J

    Who loves hairy pussies?

    Me too Luis. It's gotta be because we were born in the 70's and when we started hooking up with chicks they still actually had some hair down there. I also, in particular, love sucking hairy pussies. That's the best way to get up close and personal to the hair and the lips. You can smell it...
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    Cum shots on hairy pussy

    Cum on female pubic hair Anyone got videos of guys shooting loads on big bushes?
  46. J

    70s orgies

    Any videos of 70's orgies you guys could post for me? Preferably with exposed (open) labia being eaten out and multiple cumshots.
  47. J

    The Biggest Chick you ever Fucked?

    Hey whatever weight you want to envision. She was no more than 170, but if 300-350 is what you'd like to imagine, go right ahead.
  48. J

    The Biggest Chick you ever Fucked?

    Nope, but what's so special about reading a number if you don't know what happened with all that weight?
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    The Biggest Chick you ever Fucked?

    Probably my most memorable sexual experience with a fat chick was the one I posted at "Your Most porno Experience" on Freeones Talk, but that was 69-ing. As for fucks, I have to say I disagree with the original poster. My fat chick fucking experience came about much the same way - a blind...
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