Cunnilingus position I invented

This is a tip for first dates (or second if you're with a prude). I am sure that I didn't "invent" this position, but I've never heard any of my friends recount a story with it (until after I told them I used it). But if it is of interest, I'll share it.

I've been married for a couple of years now, but when I was single I used this all the time. Basically, I would lay on my back. So would the female. I would straddle her right leg over my torso and proceed to chow her box. Not too original, you're thinking. The reason you've got to try this if you haven't already done so is to confirm what I'm about to tell you ... 100% of the time, with all I'd say 48 females I have ever done this with, after only maybe 5 seconds of eating them out, their right hand almost involuntarily starts pumping away at my cock. And it's a better handjob than if I were just laying there getting a simple beefy from them. (I've had both.) Whether it be the first or 10th time, invariably, that right hand grabs for that cock and it doesn't stop until I change positions or cum. Another trick I used to play was not coming up for air - just kept on licking - as I neared orgasm. Then I'd turn ever so slightly on my side so that I wouldn't blow my load on my torso but on theirs. Even as I shot rope after rope I'd stay down there. And I'd never had any complaints. Just stroking and stroking until the last drop emerged. Try it and see if I'm lying.
 

Spleen

Banned?
You got married when you were 12? Impressive.
 

Shifty

O.G.
... I'm guessing all of this took place when you were both clothed? :dunno:

What's it like to 'chow box' through denim and then rope in your own undies?
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Whoa I am confused here...alright you both lie on your backs, she stradles her right like over your torso, then how the fuck do you reach her pussy while still lying on your back...I fucking don't get it...How is this even pleasing sounds more like an irritation than pleasurable to me.
 
Hello all,
This is Livia Carlin,
I am newbie here and found this site very interesting.
Wish to enjoy with all here.
Thanks
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Hello all,
This is Livia Carlin,
I am newbie here and found this site very interesting.
Wish to enjoy with all here.
Thanks

Hi Livia Carlin stop posting the same post over and over again
 

Spleen

Banned?
I understood exactly what he meant. It is not new and I think most people have probably done it at some point.
 
Livia's post made bust a laugh out for how random it is in this particular thread.

Aside from that. What the hell is thread poster going on about!? Also grow up! Chow her box? Getting a beefy? Rope shooting?

Jeez! Back when I was in elementary school we had better nicknames for such things. Grow up.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
:facepalm: Hi Livia?
 
For those of you who didn't understand the mechanics of the position, I am sorry if I was unclear. We're both lying on our backs. Imagine the top of her head as a compass needle facing north. Imagine my head as a compass needle facing south. I am scooted up further so that my face can reach her vagina. Of course this places my feet well past her head. Hope this provided a suitable visual. As you can see, her right hand is right at cock level making it too easy to pump like crazy while being eaten out. Yes, I'm sure I didn't invent it. I'm sure any number of you have stumbled upon it. But it was the basis of so many stories when I was younger (and not too many of my buddies emulated it) so we used to call it my "invention." Try it and time the start of a handjob that ensues once you start going down.
 

Spleen

Banned?
sounds just like a half-assed 69er to me.
 
sounds just like a half-assed 69er to me.

The fat mans 69! Because going all the way means a fat corpse!

(But in seriousness, this is not a new position. Its so old in fact if you asked your grannie she would tell you about the time she tugged off your grandad while he gummed her meat locker after a sunday drive!)
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
I don't think anything new in terms of sexual positions has been invented in 2,500 years. Just sayin'...
 
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