I once got piss drunk in college and ended up this chick thats how shall we say was large. She was a blind date and I hated being with her from the start but I was polite and tried to be nice since we were both among friends but she kept coming on to me. At first it pissed me off then I had fun with it telling her I was angry becasue I need some relief, so she agreed and took me to her car outside the bar and started blowing me...all's good until my friends decieded to move on to another bar and interrupted clowing and screaming. At this point I need relief, no luck im to shit faced to talk to anything worth anything. Im pretty much passed out and all I remember is this big ass girl carrying me to her room. Long story short she blows me hard then pulls me on top of her..ok its warm and wet so I start fucking it, basically it was like fucking a beanbag, but the lights are out and I get the bed spins really bad and ask her to turn the lights on so I can slow down. She refuses at first but finally relents and turns a light on and then Holy Shit I dont remember her being as fucked up looking as she was and I knew she was fat but fuck it looked way wrong in the dim lights. I threw up on her and she said it was ok..fuck that I climbed in the floor and waited for my cousin to come get me.
The Biggest Chick you ever Fucked?
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GregCentauro
Banned
What has been done, cannot be undone. I understand that you can't live with the shame. Suicide is your only option.
Suicide..Think not. I dont dont whats more shameful fuck it or coming home and calling it MOM. Maybe you should look for your exit off the planet!
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Yo mama?
Most likely yours dickhead, sorry Im not your Dad not to say you wont find him here. Best of luck in your search shit stain!
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Well someone is sensitive.
Only the head of my junk! Im the new kid here. Nothing personal
Go fuck yourself im not defensive. LOL
wow...intriguing story lost...heaviest girl i've been with (not that the term is very applicable) was 130 pounds
Let me guess your either married to or your Mom is some obese fucking thing right?
Nah bro this chick was weighing in at about 300 to 350 lb Ha ha ha/
I still catch shit to that to this day!
ah well, just smile and chuckle i suppose...can't exactly do anything about it, might as well have a laugh :dunno:
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
115 lbs.
I'm not reading the OP until he gives me a Sparknotes version. Is it a standard exaggerated, uninteresting story bereft of any point? We get those pretty often...
I'm not reading the OP until he gives me a Sparknotes version. Is it a standard exaggerated, uninteresting story bereft of any point? We get those pretty often...
Probably my most memorable sexual experience with a fat chick was the one I posted at "Your Most porno Experience" on Freeones Talk, but that was 69-ing. As for fucks, I have to say I disagree with the original poster. My fat chick fucking experience came about much the same way - a blind date. However, where the original poster had an awful experience, I must say mine was very pleasurable. A mutual friend of mine knew that I had gone on aol and met some shall we say heavier chicks. Though he hadn't met any of them, he knew that I had been willing on many occasions to hook up with girls heavier than me. I was 23 at the time and he worked with a pretty, yet large girl, and he thought based on the stories i told him that we might hit it off.
I was barely 130 lbs. at the time and 5'9. At this point in time, I'm maybe 138. She had to be 5'6, 170. She had blonde hair, and the second I saw her when I picked her up I knew and I think she knew we'd be fucking that night. There was just something all-knowing about how I first smiled at her and how she smiled back. (We were practically winking at each other.)
We went out to dinner, and instead of going to a bar afterwards she suggested going back to her apartment for drinks. At that point I knew it was 'on.' I practically came right there.
When I got there she took my hand and had me come over to the refrigerator to see what I'd like to drink. Sure enough there was no alcoholic beverage of any kind. She said something cute, like, "Oops, I forgot I didn't have any booze, what else do you want to do?" As if she had to go through those machinations! But I thought it was alluring nonetheless that she'd kind of lure me up there.
At this point, I wanted to leave no question about it - I was horny, turned on by this heavy, blonde girl, and I wanted her to know it. So I said, "I'm glad there's nothing to drink, because I can't wait any longer to do what I wanted to do from the first three seconds we met." At this point we were instantly lip-locked. She immediately shoved her hand down my pants and started fondling my hard cock and balls. She led me into her bedroom, but she avoided turning on the lights. "Oh no, I said, I want to see you and all your parts, turn at least a lamp on." She complied. She took off her blouse, pants, shoes, and bra, leaving the thrill of removing her panties to me. I took off all of my clothes exposing my cock sticking straight out. (Not trying to brag, but she said, I kid you not, "Thank G-d, you're huge.")
We laid down and I start taking off her panties. Natural blonde bush all around her engorged lips. I separated her labia majora to reveal really pretty pink inner labia, already slathered with her own whitish pussy goo. Oh, it was lovely. I started going down on her. She tasted great. She, in turn blew me. Deep throat is more accurate a term. After about 3 minutes of this - with constant moaning from both of us - she said, "I can't take it any longer, I need you inside me." Before I could even think of the word "condom," she straddled me and inserted my cock into her pussy. She did that thing where she kind of painted the head of my cock back and forth over her crack and SPLAT I had all 7 1/2 inches in 170 pounds of pleasure.
As she rode me I began smelling that familiar musk all throughout theroom. Her pussy was hot, wet and leaving it's fragrance everywhere. It wasn't a bad smell, mind you, but potent. She switched around and rode me reverse cowgirl. This was awesome because since the lights were on I was able to see her slick pink pussy lips glide up and down my cock. There was so much of her pussy juice flowing down my dick it looked like I came.
But I didn't - not yet. So I'm lying here amazed that a 170 pound girl can ride me frontwards and back like such a champ that I feel like I could cum. To avoid cumming too soon and because I didn't want to miss out on my third favorite position to fuck - especially a fat chick in - I say, "I want to do you from behind." I withdraw, get on my knees and from behind kiss and lick her pussy for about a minute. Then I stick it in. I grab her rather wide waist and pull her toward me plunging my cock all the way inside her again. My plan was failing because even after that first plunge I feel like I could blow in one second. I thought she had an orgasm or two from our other positions and 69-ing, but one can never be sure so I said, "Tell me when you're cumming." She moaned, "I already came, but if you can hold out I'll cum again from doggy." Well, that line alone practically made the white soldiers march. I grunted, "No problem," and rested motionless inside her. I reached around and played with her clit which she enjoyed. With my other hand I fingered her asshole, which made her squeal. I got curious and subltly I smelled my finger. Would you believe no bad at all - a combo of sweat and soap. When I was sure my load had gone back down I started thrusting like a mad man inside of her. And here's the magical part - right at the point where I wa about to slow down again so as not to cum before she had her "doggy orgasm," she yells, "Yeah, you're gonna make me cum." I gasp, "That's all I needed to know," while pulling out at the last possible second. I launch a spurt that lands on the nape of her neck. While I'm still cumming, she turns over, takes a few spurts on her torso and chin, and lets me finish in her mouth. She swallows my remaining goo. And that was probably the best fat chick fuck I ever had. There were others, but in terms of looks, dexterity, pussy, and just raw horniness, this girl took the cake.
As had often been the case, I only was able to go out that one time with this girl. Unfortunately, and this has maligned all too many a heavy girl, she did not return my call, saying to my friend/her coworker, "we had a lot of fun, but he's too thin for me."
I was barely 130 lbs. at the time and 5'9. At this point in time, I'm maybe 138. She had to be 5'6, 170. She had blonde hair, and the second I saw her when I picked her up I knew and I think she knew we'd be fucking that night. There was just something all-knowing about how I first smiled at her and how she smiled back. (We were practically winking at each other.)
We went out to dinner, and instead of going to a bar afterwards she suggested going back to her apartment for drinks. At that point I knew it was 'on.' I practically came right there.
When I got there she took my hand and had me come over to the refrigerator to see what I'd like to drink. Sure enough there was no alcoholic beverage of any kind. She said something cute, like, "Oops, I forgot I didn't have any booze, what else do you want to do?" As if she had to go through those machinations! But I thought it was alluring nonetheless that she'd kind of lure me up there.
At this point, I wanted to leave no question about it - I was horny, turned on by this heavy, blonde girl, and I wanted her to know it. So I said, "I'm glad there's nothing to drink, because I can't wait any longer to do what I wanted to do from the first three seconds we met." At this point we were instantly lip-locked. She immediately shoved her hand down my pants and started fondling my hard cock and balls. She led me into her bedroom, but she avoided turning on the lights. "Oh no, I said, I want to see you and all your parts, turn at least a lamp on." She complied. She took off her blouse, pants, shoes, and bra, leaving the thrill of removing her panties to me. I took off all of my clothes exposing my cock sticking straight out. (Not trying to brag, but she said, I kid you not, "Thank G-d, you're huge.")
We laid down and I start taking off her panties. Natural blonde bush all around her engorged lips. I separated her labia majora to reveal really pretty pink inner labia, already slathered with her own whitish pussy goo. Oh, it was lovely. I started going down on her. She tasted great. She, in turn blew me. Deep throat is more accurate a term. After about 3 minutes of this - with constant moaning from both of us - she said, "I can't take it any longer, I need you inside me." Before I could even think of the word "condom," she straddled me and inserted my cock into her pussy. She did that thing where she kind of painted the head of my cock back and forth over her crack and SPLAT I had all 7 1/2 inches in 170 pounds of pleasure.
As she rode me I began smelling that familiar musk all throughout theroom. Her pussy was hot, wet and leaving it's fragrance everywhere. It wasn't a bad smell, mind you, but potent. She switched around and rode me reverse cowgirl. This was awesome because since the lights were on I was able to see her slick pink pussy lips glide up and down my cock. There was so much of her pussy juice flowing down my dick it looked like I came.
But I didn't - not yet. So I'm lying here amazed that a 170 pound girl can ride me frontwards and back like such a champ that I feel like I could cum. To avoid cumming too soon and because I didn't want to miss out on my third favorite position to fuck - especially a fat chick in - I say, "I want to do you from behind." I withdraw, get on my knees and from behind kiss and lick her pussy for about a minute. Then I stick it in. I grab her rather wide waist and pull her toward me plunging my cock all the way inside her again. My plan was failing because even after that first plunge I feel like I could blow in one second. I thought she had an orgasm or two from our other positions and 69-ing, but one can never be sure so I said, "Tell me when you're cumming." She moaned, "I already came, but if you can hold out I'll cum again from doggy." Well, that line alone practically made the white soldiers march. I grunted, "No problem," and rested motionless inside her. I reached around and played with her clit which she enjoyed. With my other hand I fingered her asshole, which made her squeal. I got curious and subltly I smelled my finger. Would you believe no bad at all - a combo of sweat and soap. When I was sure my load had gone back down I started thrusting like a mad man inside of her. And here's the magical part - right at the point where I wa about to slow down again so as not to cum before she had her "doggy orgasm," she yells, "Yeah, you're gonna make me cum." I gasp, "That's all I needed to know," while pulling out at the last possible second. I launch a spurt that lands on the nape of her neck. While I'm still cumming, she turns over, takes a few spurts on her torso and chin, and lets me finish in her mouth. She swallows my remaining goo. And that was probably the best fat chick fuck I ever had. There were others, but in terms of looks, dexterity, pussy, and just raw horniness, this girl took the cake.
As had often been the case, I only was able to go out that one time with this girl. Unfortunately, and this has maligned all too many a heavy girl, she did not return my call, saying to my friend/her coworker, "we had a lot of fun, but he's too thin for me."
